Hugo is Martin Scorsese's new 3D adventure film, and from what people have been saying, it looks pretty promising. Promising enough for Prince Charles to be invited to its royal premiere in Leicester Square anyway. Although there's a possibility it's only a royal premiere becuase he's there, in which case he didn't get invited, everyone else did. Which must have pissed Martin Scorsese off a touch, being invited to his own premiere and all. Luckily he's not a vengeful man, although Sir Ben Kingsley is. In some of his films. Struggling to find things to write, us? No. Of course not.

Welcome one and all to the celebration of celebrity and almost celebrity. Today we're going on a roller coaster ride into the wonderful world of fame, from fresh-faced youngsters starting out, through A-listers, Z-listers and ending up at the the ragged arse-end of having too much celebrity coursing through your veins (and in that last instance, celebrity means drugs and drink), yep…Courtney Love is in it.