Aw, we were pretty impressed that Ronan Keating, Jenny Frost, Jason Bradbury and some people we've never heard of swam the Irish Sea for Cancer Research - it's freakin freezing and the Daily Mail has made everyone paranoid about Great Whites, but David Walliams is doubling the efforts by embarking on a 140 mile Thames challenge next week - he's much better at breaststroke than Keating, etc etc.

Louis Walsh has commited some truly terrible crimes throughout his lifetime. He managed Samantha Mumba, inflicted Kandy Rain on our lives, compared a young black performer to a "little Lenny Henry" and - worst of all - he is solely responsible for Jedward. Think about it, readers. If it wasn't for Louis Walsh, Jedward would have been kicked off X Factor at the audition stage and never seen again. A heart-warming thought. However, Lou-Lou has finally gone and done something good for once - a generous deed that we will all thank him for in years to come... he has dropped Boyzone.