• Name: Ronnie Wood
• Age: 62
• Occupation: Guitarist and Bassist
• Best Work: Rolling Stones
• Worst work: Faces
• Worth: ££££
• Significant Others: Ekaterina Ivanova
• Most Likely to: say "make mine a double"
• PAPS: 146
• SLAPS: 160

Ronnie gained world-wide fame rocking stages around the globe with his band The Rolling Stones. When they were starting out he would have a few bevvys before taking to the stage to calm his nerves. He is now a fully fledged alcoholic, who has left his wife and four children to start a new life with a Russian teenager, as you do. The pair are said to have met dreary eyed across an escort bar in London. Nothing about this story is going to end well.