Holy Moly! - Ronnie Wood

Leaking Liam

John Hill — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 10:38:23 +0000

London Last Night: Liam Neeson weed his pants!

As well as Leaky Liam out in London last night we also had Huey Morgan dressed like a St Andrews' student, Eliza Doolittle showing off that huge ol' head (doesn't she look a bit like a less attractive cross between Minnie Driver and Keira Knightley), Mollie King, Ronnie Wood, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, Verne Troyer and finally, Sol Campbell.

Sounds magic, doesn't it?

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No Bob Dylan?

John Hill — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 08:35:06 +0000

George Harrison Living in the Material World premiere: two Beatles, two Stones and Yoko

Billy Connolly, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam for instance. Can't think where else we'd see them together. Oh, and Monty Don of course. Speaking of which, we always suspected Monty Don of conspiring with Alan Titchmarsh to kill Geoff Hamilton, but have never had any evidence. Not that Monty would have been a willing participant. You've only got to look at Alan Titchmarsh's smile to know there's a seriously malevolent presence hiding behind that jolly facade.

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Looking classy there, Hervey...

BeccaDP — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:36:42 +0000

Roberto Cavalli store launches in London, interesting array of guests

First off, you’ve got your classic Cavalli woman. So that’s Lady Victoria Hervey flashing too much (very orange) flesh, Holly Valance in a glittery maxi, and Tamara Beckwith looking actually quite decent. Oh, and Caprice was there.

In a bid, perhaps, to make the label seem cool and young, The Saturdays, Pixie Lott and Cher Lloyd were also there. The Saturdays all opted for floor-length gowns, with Vanessa completely swamped by her enlarged-print maxi (on loan, perhaps?). Surprisingly, Cher Lloyd’s outfit is fantastic; pared-down and classy, if a little uninspired.

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Investing in our future

John Hill — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:45:36 +0000

BGC charity day: Prince Harry, Kelly Brook, Boris Johnson, Cheeky Girls and Ronnie Wood

Still, this event by BGC International Stockbroking Global Stockbrokers is for charity, so it's all fine. Attended by Prince Harry, who apparently closed the world's largest foreign exchange deal while he was there, worth £15.5 billion, the event is in memory of all the Cantor Fitzgerald staff who died when a few naughty buggers kind of on purpose rammed two planes into their New York bureau back in 2001.

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Wintour gets feld up

Peter Meehan — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:52:58 +0000

The devil wears Lager: HM Pictures of the Day 7th September

Anyway, the celebs getting up to mischief in today's edition are:

Dominic Cooper at the premiere of The Devils Double in Amsterdam, although we're sure the film came out ages ago. Dannii Minogue was in Melbourne at the VIP Bar for Spring Fashion Week and Rutger Hauer was in Venice for the Film Festival.

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Back to Twitter

John Hill — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:27:56 +0000

Amy Winehouse: tributes roll in from Russell Brand, Mark Ronson and Robbie Williams

Anyway, here's a selection of famous people's thoughts on Winehouse's death on Saturday, as well as the statement from her family.

Winehouse family: 'Our family has been left bereft by the loss of Amy, a wonderful daughter, sister, niece. She leaves a gaping hole in our lives. We are coming together to remember her and we would appreciate some privacy and space at this terrible time'

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Wood you? Fearne Wood.

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 11:57:48 +0000

Meet Fearne Cotton's new boyfriend: Ronnie Wood's son Jesse - first pics of them here

We'll tell you a bit about Jesse, shall we?

In a nutshell, he's your typical wild child of a former rockstar. He's 34-years-old (which makes you realise just how bloody old his Dad is), is the guitarist in a band himself, used to go out with Kate Moss and is previously married with two kids. Oh, and he's just out of rehab, of course. There's a surprise.

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T-Hanks for the pun

John Hill — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:12:43 +0000

Larry Crowne UK premiere: Tom Hanks, David Hasselhoff and Katie Waissel

The premiere, held at Westfield, featured such actors as Tom Hanks, the star of the film, and Harry Derbidge, star of The Only Way Is Essex. Julia Roberts was apparently too good for us stinking limey scumbags so stayed in her oh so safe house in Malibu or wherever she lives, brushing each one of her strikingly white teeth with one of those brooms they use to clean elephants. And yet even that was still less embarrassing than 90 percent of the other attendees.

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Damnit, Janice

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:39:31 +0000

Shrugs not drugs: HM Pictures of the Day 1st June 2011

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Cannes this silly festival just finish please

John Hill — Thu, 19 May 2011 10:21:11 +0000

Cannes Film Festival: Sean Penn refusing to leave, Tamara Beckwith wears a banana

Joining Sean on the red carpet at some of the wonderful films they're showing right now to celebrities and boat people in Cannes were Charlotte Gainsbourg, Eva Herzigova, Grace Hightower, Jodie Foster, John Hurt, Karolina Kurkova, Kiera Chaplin, Kirsten Dunst, Laetitia Casta, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Grant, Robert De Niro, Ronnie Wood, Rosario Dawson, and Uma Thurman. All wearing their finest gear, all looking as dull as ditchwater.

All except Tamara Beckwith, who wore a hula inspired dress and paired it with a banana purse. Always said she was a keeper.

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