• Name: Russell Brand
• Age: 34
• Occupation: Presenter/Comedian
• Best Work: Big Brother's Big Mouth
• Worst work: His Radio 2 show
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: an army of women
• Most Likely to: speak like Blackadder
• PAPS: 433
• SLAPS: 2180

With a wide range of vocab, Brand's use of words stood him out from the crowd, although it's hard to believe he has a brain hiding somewhere in his bird's nest hairdo. Starting on Big Brother's Big Mouth, he later was allowed on the radio waves presenting his own show on Radio 2. After leaving obscene messages on Andrew Sachs machine the joker resigned from the station - with every cloud, eh? He is also known for his slutty ways with women, although having seen the nude pictures in his booky wook its nothing to write home about. Russell Brand and Katy Perry appear to be an item now. How?