Holy Moly! - Sharon Osbourne

Yes, the globe/tit jokes are on their way

Mr. HM — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:10:59 +0000

Golden Globes 2012: Red Carpet pictures - dresses, glamour teeth, disasters

We are feverishly getting the winners for you, as well as scouring the internet for Ricky Gervais' opening speech. In the meantime, feast your eyes on the red carpet pics...

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B(re)a(s)t out of hell

Gemma Exley — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 11:09:20 +0000

Now Sharon Osbourne's breasts are leaking, right into the wall of her stomach

In news to make even non-silicone-coated stomachs feel unsettled, Sharon Osbourne appeared on The Talk yesterday to reveal:

"I went and had my implants taken out... I've been talking about it for for ages. I was going to have them put as paper weights for Ozzy. But one morning I woke up and one of my boobies was kind of much longer than the other. So I'm like looking and thinking, 'Well this isn't right.'

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Hillary's up the preggers

Peter Meehan — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:50:18 +0000

Trumped: HM Pictures of the Day 30th August

Celebs traversing the globe in today's pics include: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian arriving in New York's JFK airport with Kourtney's son Konathon or Kaniel or some other bullshit (it's Mason btw), the de-ageing Sharon Osbourne arriving at LAX, Alexa Chung in Sydney at the Bondi Icebergs swimming club, Donald Trump giving us the V-sign, like some sort of ridiculously-haired Winston Churchill, at the 'FOX and friends' TV show in New York and Sarah Jessica Parker at a photocall in Moscow for her film I Don't Know How She Does It, we've seen the trailer, it looks like an abomination.

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Osbourne again

Peter Meehan — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:48:37 +0000

George Car-michael, Bishop of Australia: HM Pictures of the Day 23rd August

The Osbourne family (except Ozzy) were at the screening of "God Bless Ozzy Osbourne" to Benefit The Musicares Map Fund (see, charity) in Hollywood, which makes Ozzy seem dead, but at this article is written, Ozzy is still alive and mumbling.

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It wasBourne to live with them

John Hill — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 09:43:10 +0000

Ozzy Osbourne buys a dog for $10,000, world more than happy to think about puppies

So as the exciting story goes, good old Fozzy Wosbourne went along to a charity auction with his wife Sharaaan, whereupon they found a rescued Yorkshire terrier they both wanted so, very, very much they decided to bid on it. Despite the gigantic tax bill hanging over their heads. Mind you, tax money and puppy money are two different things. Everyone knows that.

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Bros before hos

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:56:03 +0000

Weedy Tweedy: HM Pictures Of The Day 14th July

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Do you think she wOsbourne yesterday?

John Hill — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 09:32:26 +0000

Sharon Osbourne says Cheryl was given X Factor USA job to keep Simon Cowell quiet

So when Sharon recently spoke to the Daily Mail about Fox's reasons for employing and then dropping Cheryl Cole on the US version of X Factor, we kind of half listened. She's starting to sound a bit like a conspiracy theorist, plus, the X Factors on both sides of the atlantic have been surrounded by so much made up PR guff recently that no-one really believes anything that comes out about them:

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Wizard of Oz

Harry Bow — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:20:27 +0000

God Bless Ozzy Osbourne premiere at Tribeca Film Festival, god bless all the guests too

The doc, which covers everything from Ozzy's Brummie upbringing to reality show, has been getting impressive reviews... While the earlier stuff is said to cover bits of interesting info like the fact that Black Sabbath's self-titled debut was recorded in twelve hours for “about ten bucks”, it moves onto more familiar family stuff like Kelly and Jack's drug problems, blahdeblah... There's a bit about his other kids too (not Aimee, the ones from his first marriage, who have slightly differently shaped faces).

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Britney wears marginally less make up than her friends

Harry Bow — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 10:47:36 +0000

Tribal Spears: HM Pictures of the Day, 4th April 2011

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Kirk Douglas, man of the hour

John Hill — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 09:22:52 +0000

Oscars 2011: The Elton John and Vanity Fair after parties plus Oscars' highlights

Pretty much anyone who's been in a film in the last 10 years (in Sidney Poitier's case, significantly longer) managed to make it along to one of the two events, which included a very, very brown George Hamilton and a very, very white Steve Martin.

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