The Fast Show is back, and Fosters are picking up the tab, which is good of them. Again. The question is, why are they doing it? Surely their motives for resurrecting our favourite comedies can't be completely altruistic. First Partridge, then Vic and Bob (admittedly they never really went away) and now The Fast Show. Why? It can't be selling that many more beers? WHAT DO YOU WANT, FOSTERS? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, YOU SHITS?

Telly is great, isn’t it? It’s always there, and it never judges you for eating hummus out of the tub with a spoon because you can’t reach the Doritos. TV Choice had their annual awards last night, celebrating the awesomeness of telly.