After watching a lot of Bear Grylls recently, we've got some truly amazing ideas for Who Wants To Be A Celebrity In The Forest? or whatever it's called. Basically, you put all the contestants through a gruelling SAS training regime before crushing three of their vertebrae in a parachuting accident. Can you imagine what great TV that would make? Imagine seeing Natalie Cassidy crawling across the forest floor on her hands and knees, face wracked with a pain like none she's never felt before, just so she can piss in a hole in the ground while a TV crew looks on, regardless. We smell BAFTA.
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