Holy Moly! - Sophie Reade

Greadey

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:17:34 +0000

Mario Balotelli cheats on Sophie Reade with her friend in the same flat, not very sly

Yes, readers, Mario Balotelli is a massive bellend.

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Kelly no-belly

John Hill — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 11:58:17 +0000

Kelly Brook at Playboy energy drink launch, The Only Way is Essex are turned away

Anyway, at the Playboy energy drink (Hef you rascal) launch party last night there were a dazzling array of celebs, from Kelly Brook to Nicole Scherzinger via titstastrophe Sophie Reade. Exactly why they were helping promote the brand is a total mystery to us, surely we must have some Playboy girls over here aside from Kelly? We've seen her baps and trumpet so many times they're actually burnt onto Mr HM's retina.

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Viva Le Tissier!

HM writer — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:42:40 +0000

Sophie Reade and Rhian Sugden get out their pom poms, look almost identical

And after hours of waiting around, that gust of wind finally arrived...

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Stay classy, football

Ollie Irish — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:37:32 +0000

Matt Le Tissier, Sophie Reade and Rhian Sugden shed dignity for binocular football match

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Sophie Reade

Mr. HM — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:42:33 +0000

Sophie Reade is the glamour model from Cheshire who went on to win Big Brother 10 in 2009. She had to legally change her name to 'Dogface' by deed poll in order to keep her place in the Big Brother house secure. She has posed nude for Playboy (see the Playboy Sophie Reade pictures here!) and hasn't really done much since winning Big Brother except a bit of modelling and a lot of falling out of nightclubs at 2am.

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Occupation: Big Brother winner, model

Best Work: Big Brother 2009

Worst Work: Everything since

Worth: £

Significant Other: Linked with George Lineker, son of Gary

Most Likely To: go nowhere fast

Date of Birth: 18/05/1989

Paps: 1766

Slaps: 923

Staying classy

Mr. HM — Thu, 20 May 2010 10:25:53 +0000

Pimp premiere in London: real life pimps spoilt for choice

Apart from Ikea on a Sunday, have you ever seen so many ugly people in one place?

I'm no film critic, but what does it tell you about about a movie when the Cinematic release is on May 21st and the DVD release is 3 days later? Hmmm...

Still - at least it stars Danny Dyer - and the star even took time out from setting alight to women's pubic hair and cutting their faces to show up to promote it.

But Jesus H Christ - LOOK AT THE STATE OF THEM ALL.

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Blondes + Booze

Thu, 13 May 2010 09:30:37 +0000

Sophie Reade and Diana Vickers pissed in London, both swept home by two mystery men

Let's start with Sophie Reade, shall we?

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Soup Troupe

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:13:21 +0000

Who was out in London last night?

The first question that springs to mind when flicking through these photos is: Duncan James, what the fuck are you wearing? He appears to have come dressed as a 13-year-old boy who's left his skateboard at home for the night. That cap, that necklace, our eyes!

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Not at their breast

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:27:35 +0000

Who doesn't think these boobs are big enough?

Sophie Reade is to take a step up from flaunting her tits on the front cover of Nuts magazine to get them out for the US Playboy later this year.

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Soup ahoy!

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:27:28 +0000

The Infidel premiere held in London, human witchetty grub and smoky bacon crisp attend

Okay, so we may be clutching at straws here, but from the neck upwards, do you not think Vanessa Feltz vaguely resembles one of those bugs we're more familiar with being chewed up and spat out on I'm A Celeb?

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