Holy Moly! - Stephanie Beacham

The end of days

Mr. HM — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:02:39 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Alex Reid is the winner, no you aren't dreaming.

Yes, you read it right. Alex Reid, the cross-dressing cage fighter otherwise known as Roxanne beat Vinnie Jones (oh and didn't Vinnie just love that!) and Dane Bowers (tears betting slip into a million tiny pieces) and Basshunter (meh) in the final.

If you didn't see it, I suggest you nip off to the Channel4 watch again thingy and watch Vinnie Jones' reaction to only coming third.

"Something's gone wrong. It must have been the cameras"

Amazing.

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Big Brother house this really IS Davina!

Mr. HM — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:49:57 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Davina McCall to become a housemate!

The housemates will be taking part in a task that involves them being dressed as animals. The first person to get the boot will be done as a surprise via the diary room and will give their costume to Davina, who will then go into the house. Housemates will be banned from talking to her.

This has been an amazing series. Why did it take them so long to get it so right?

Pics are from the task you'll see tonight, where they all make clay heads a la Lionel Ritchie in the 'Hello' video. Nice to see Alex paying tribute to his missus.

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Caked in Beachams

Mr. HM — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:05:06 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Stephanie is a piece of cake in secret task

FROM THE BIG BROTHER PRESS OFFICE
CHANNEL FOUR TELEVISION
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER

Press Release: 21st January 2010

For immediate release

DANE'S KEY TASK RESOLVE

Big Brother is about to call Dane to the Diary Room for a task that will finally uncover the Mystery Key's purpose.

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Totally Offal

Mr. HM — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:31:44 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Housemates treated like pieces of meat

I can't be sure, but I could have sworn these were stills from Katie and Dane's sex tape, but apparently not. The housemates were given the task of rebuilding a whole cow using a wire frame and a whole pile of meat, intestines and offal.

The reward is God's own food - Roast Beef and yorkshire pudding. Yum!

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Not those kind Jonas!

Mr. HM — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:37:05 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Armchair Aerobics task, Sisqo looks better

As part of their current task, which involves them being treated like they are in an old people's home (So they'll be pissing themselves, being fed through tubes, get abused by staff and be coerced into remortgaging their houses anytime soon) the housemates have been dressed up as fogeys and asked to take part in an armchair aerobics exercise routine.

Notes:

Vinnie Jones looks exactly the same.

Sisqo looks like him out of Desmonds (This is not racist - Ed).

Lady Sovereign has embraced her inner lesbian.

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Stephanie Beacham

Mr. HM — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:46:05 +0000

Stephanie Beacham is a British actress who has appeared in some of the biggest shows of their time, including The Colbys, Tenko and Coronation St.

Her mother contracted Chicken Pox during her pregnancy leaving her completely deaf in one ear and partly deaf in the other. She thought that her real birth place of Barnet was a bit boring so told people she was born in Casablanca instead. Silly.

Her face seems to have gone back in time, suggesting a few nips and tucks have taken place. In January 2010 she entered the Celebrity Big Brother house.

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Occupation: Actress

Best Work: The Colbys

Worst Work: Cluedo

Worth: £££

Significant Other: ex husband John McEnery

Most Likely To: ham it up

Date of Birth: 28/02/1947

Paps: 140

Slaps: 137

Celebrity Big Boo-Boo

HM writer — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:26:16 +0000

Dane Bowers and Alex Reid best friends, bruised forehead just a coincidence

But only briefly, and just to set tasks for the other celebrity contestants. After all, he's still being punished for the false imprisonment of a male escort and it's hardly fair to reward him £400,000 for that. Mind you, Sisqo may have some skeletons in his closet...

Boy George, real name George O'Dowd, had Tweeted last week:

"I still may do something on CBB, I just won't be in it."

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