If you prefer your vampires, werewolves and fairies a little tougher than Stephanie Meyer and RoboPats insist on painting them, then you're probably a fan of HBO series True Blood. That is unless of course you're one of those people who refuses to watch TV because it's comprised entirely of mind-numbingly inane drivel, softcore pornography, terrible adverts for things you won't ever need, and brain-damaged people from the sticks drinking themselves unconscious over and over again until they get a chat show or a column with Closer. Although having said that, it seems pretty unlikely you would be on HM if you were.

Roll Up Roll Up - get back to your bedwetting Twihards - True Blood is back back BACK - Season 4 got it's glitzy premiere last night in LA and all the cast were there to celebrate. Something for everyone here...