• Name: Sting
• Age: 58
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: Walking on the Moon
• Worst work: Fields of Gold
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Trudie Styler
• Most Likely to: turn on the red light
• PAPS: 121
• SLAPS: 115

Sting started out with the Police he then moved onto a very successful solo career. His contribution to music has given him the platform to do some good in the world. He is the singer with a conscience, and has written songs to help prevent third world hunger and lent his voice to the Live Aid single, Feed the world. He is unfortunately also an extremely rich, hateful twat who recorded 'Fields of Gold' - one of the worst records known to man.