• Name: Take That
• Age:
• Occupation: Singing
• Best Work: Rule The World
• Worst work: Do What U Like
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Robbie Williams
• Most Likely to: thank God they reunited
• PAPS: 146
• SLAPS: 106

Starting out as the campest thing since the Village People, Take That found their niche sporting string vests and rolling around in foam. But soon the massive market that is teenage girls clocked onto their catchy tune and cheeky looks and their first few singles became massive hits. After Robbie Williams decided it was time to flee the manufactured boy band nest, the other four decided to lay their vocal chords to rest. Since reuniting in 2007 the band are continuing to rub Robbie’s baby face in it, as they consecutively hit the number 1 spot and have been receiving bucket loads of awards.