• Name: Taylor Momsen
  • Age: 18
  • Occupation: Actress/Singer
  • Best work: Makes Me Wanna Die
  • Worst work: making us want her to die
  • Worth: £
  • Significant others: Her vibrator
  • Most likely to: have shares in black eyeliner

A child star, one of Taylor Momsen’s first film roles was the cute little girl in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Now, at the age of seventeen she is best known for performing in her underwear, with her band The Pretty Reckless. It is interesting to note that all other members of the band are much older, male and bearded.

 

In interviews she never fails to mention sex and advocates female masturbation at every opportunity, like it’s some kind of political cause. Her role on teen series Gossip Girl was axed, apparently due to ‘creative differences’.

 

She is managing to pass herself off as a fairly legitimate rock star, even performing with Marilyn Manson, who knew?

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