Remember a 1990s girl group called Milan which featured Martine McCutcheon? Well, Milan Fashion Week is even MORE glamorous, wheeling out Duran Duran, Ricky Martin AND Tina Turner. However, because fashion is about clothes rather than famous people (contrary to what L.F.W might have you believe), no one really cares too much about the front row, it's all about the catwalk, innit. Quite a shocking contrast to the UK shows from Henry Holland et al, too - it's like this bunch of designers might have actually studied pattern cutting - crazy, we know... Still, it doesn't necessarily make that Dolce and Gabbana frock and bum bag worth 6k... And at least Donatello's Versace dress covers her breasts, but that's about all it's got going for it...

As Goldie Hawn and Harrison Ford are voted Sexiest Grandparents by some pointless survey to coincide with Grandparent's Day in the US (seems a bit inappropriate) we've compiled our very own top ten NILF ('Nan's I'd Like To ...') list and gallery. More after the jump...