• Name: Tom Jones
• Age: 69
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: It's Not Unusual
• Worst work: Sex Bomb
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Melinda Woodward
• Most Likely to: help out in charity singles
• PAPS: 108
• SLAPS: 109

The orange fuzzy haired Welshman has had a career spanning over 4 decades and has most middle aged woman weak at the knees and throwing their granny pants at him. His songs are timeless hits that are often regurgitated on the X Factor for some poor over 25 year old to try and tap into his fan base. Whilst most men his age rock backwards and forwards in their rocking chair, moaning on about how prices have risen and violence on TV, he continues to release albums to charm the ladies and keep the millions rolling in. He is the immortal sex bomb.