It's not been an easy year for the paps trying to make money with exclusives when celebs themselves are perfectly to happy to slap their most intimate moments on the internet for all and sundry to see. So thank you, Russell Brand, Tori Spelling's husband, Courtney Love, Russell Simmons, Nicole 'Coco' Austin, Courtney Love et al, for saving us at least a couple of quid. Every little helps. We can probably order a new a new stapler for the new year now.

Look at this magical pictures, it's got everything in it you could ever want - a rolling pin, a pimple, Homer Simpson's face, a sloping attic roof, a... OH GOD, NOT TORI SPELLING'S BREASTS.