Holy Moly! - Tracey Emin

Here's HOPING

John Hill — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:14:28 +0000

Hoping Foundation: Kate Moss, Jimmy Carr, Gemma Arterton and POLITICS

So yes, everything still seems above board and in no way different from our usual celebrity flickbook, except it turns out that HOPING stands for Hope and Optimism for Palestinians in the Next Generation. WE'RE SUPPORTING PALESTINE. LOOK AT US. SO ARE YOU, NOW. WE ALL ARE. LET'S GO AND MAKE A HAMAS SANDWICH!

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Bizarre

Gemma Exley — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:52:38 +0000

Harper's Bazaar Women Of the Year Awards: Jessie J, Sarah Burton & Naomi Campbell win

At a ceremony in Claridge's, Harper's Bazaar announced the Women of the Year. We're not sure about some of them, but we don't know all the people personally so couldn't possibly comment - maybe Arianna Huffington makes all her colleagues tea every morning. We don't.

Not all of the guests could win though - poor old Daisy Lowe and Florence Welch had to go home empty handed. Still, chin-up, girls - perhaps Take a Break magazine will announce a new list.

Here's the full winners list:

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Trench coat not foot

Harry Bow — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 09:53:53 +0000

Burberry host Serpentine Summer Party, Alexa Chung, Tara TP and thunder make appearance

So, also on the g-list, we have Grayson Perry, Pete Tong, Donna Air, Nat and Leah Weller, Tracey Emin, Nancy Dell'Olio, Liberty Ross, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Erin O'Connor, Ewan McGregor, Bianca Jagger, Jade Parfitt and the host himself Christopher Bailey.

Look how well Chung's scrubbed herself since Glastonbury! Hopefully that pearl necklace wasn't a gift from Alex Turner (boom boom) because we NEVER want to see it again.

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No sign of the queen though (we mean you Elton)

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:16:39 +0000

The ARK Gala: Celeb royalty mingle with actual royalty

The couple were on the red carpet for the annual ARK Gala Dinner, joining a guest list which pretty much read like a who's who of Elton John's BFFs. Attendees included Liz Hurley, Jemima Khan and er, Holly Valance, who we presume was there as a member of the catering staff. If that was the case we do hope she gave Kate Middleton a biscuit, as the lady is starting to make Keira Knightley look a right fat cow.

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Enough to make Heather Mills hopping mad

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 08:32:55 +0000

Linda McCartney book launch: Not a quorn sausage in sight

The night was hosted by Linda's widow Paul and daughters Mary and Stella, drawing an A-list crowd including Tracey Emin, Twiggy, Lily Cole and Jools Holland, who didn't find time to break into any honky tonk, which is a relief. Also, not a drug metaphor. Nice to see Lulu out and about as well, albeit in an outfit as tight as her face.

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You can't always get what Ewan-t?

John Hill — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 09:46:20 +0000

Royal Academy Summer Exhibition: Jaime Winstone pretends to be interested in art

Don't worry, we'll get to the celebrity bit in a second, but first of all we'd like to share with you a quote from the organiser of this year's event, Christopher Le Brun, on quite how terrible the British public actually is at creating anything that doesn't make you want to burst your eyeballs with a rusty compass (Via The Independent):

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Dafta than usual

John Hill — Mon, 23 May 2011 08:49:42 +0000

BAFTA TV Awards: TOWIE, Harry and Paul, The Killing and errrm, The News at Ten

Joining TOWIE on the winners' plinth (there may not be an actual plinth) were The Killing, a Danish crime series that is apparently one of the best things Mr HM has ever seen, Sherlock, with the wonderful Benedict Cumberfartinthebathbatch, comedy series Harry and Paul, which surprised Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse so much they didn't actually turn up, and The News at Ten, for not being a BBC programme.

YOUTUBE AUDIENCE AWARD - The Only Way Is Essex

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Cilla?

Harry Bow — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:18:30 +0000

Eyes Wide Open!: HM Pictures of the Day, 16th May 2011

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What's in The Box?

John Hill — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:15:31 +0000

The Box: celebrity hotspot or den of depravity? See who's been so far...

Anyway, the performance at The Box is supposed to be one of the most shocking and depraved shows around, we know this because the Daily Mail recently went, and then had to leave, so furious were they at the decadence of the royals and other celebrity guests. In fact, some of the commenters on the article were so angry they were barely even able to type 'broken britain' before a stress induced hernia took them out of action.

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Take a bow

Harry Bow — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:32:04 +0000

London Fashion Week 2011: the final day with all the hilarious bloopers

We've rounded up London Fashion Week's A/W catwalk 2011 trends here, but we're not really sure what we've learnt from the front row... Maybe that shiny pink lipstick is marginally better than shiny pink gums...

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