It's finally here, women and men! Star Wars: Tha Phantom Menace in 3D! Who's excited? Everyone? Great stuff. Can't wait. Really looking forward to it. The last one was lacking a bit, so hopefully putting all the characters in stark relief (literally) should improve the experience hugely. Just imagine Jar Jar Binks, but huge and right in front of your face. It's a dream come true. 

The Daily Mail has a very curious relationship with women - they seem particularly fond of those who are neither fat nor skinny nor powerful nor working class nor heavily made-up nor natural nor old nor young. That doesn't leave that many, which was fine because it must've made the judging for the paper's Inspirational Women Of The Year Awards a piece of piss.