• Name: Victoria Beckham
• Age: 35
• Occupation: Singer/Wag
• Best Work: Spice Girls
• Worst work: My Heart's Got A Mind Of Its Own
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: David Beckham
• Most Likely to: do the housework in stilettos
• PAPS: 209
• SLAPS: 285

She (somehow) managed to convince us Girl Power was cool in '96 and now she's a walking benchmark of what's hot to trot. Since the Spice Girls' demise her level of success from her singing career has been much like her waist size - next to nothing. But thanks to hubby David Beckham and his golden balls Victoria has managed to stay afloat in the showbiz world - excuse the absent sigh of relief. Still, like her hair, the good has to come with some bad (and in this case the fugly too) when Beckham was accused of playing away with PA Rebecca Loos, you know, the classy bird who tossed off a pig on national TV?