- Name: Will.I.Am
- Age: 37
- Occupation: Rapper/Music Producer
- Best work: Where is the Love?
- Worst work: The Time (Dirty Bit)
- Worth: £££££
- Significant others: Cheryl Cole - he wishes
- Most likely to: collaborate with anyone and sample anything
Stupid name. Stupid lego jewellery. Stupid clothes. Stupid glasses. Stupid songs. Stupid band. Stupid over-inflated ego. All round twat, Will.I.Am seems to be completely deranged, deluded and misguided. If you think that the Black Eyed Peas are a really cool, forward thinking band and want to emulate their style in anyway you are just as deranged as he is.
Saying that, 'Where is the Love?' was a good song, but that was in 2003, when Cheryl Cole was Cheryl Tweedy and punched toilet attendants in her spare time.
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