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Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:28 by Mr. HM

Rachel Stevens, FHM favourite and occasional pop star is pregnant, up the stick, in the club, up the duff, with child, carrying or however you want to phrase it.

The Strictly Come Dancing contestant said this, via her PR of course:

"We are delighted to announce that our client Rachel Stevens and her husband Alex are expecting their first child later in the year. We are thrilled and so excited about becoming parents."

According to an interview she did with the Mirrow, she says she is still in the "honeymoon period" of her marriage. Which could possibly explain how she became pregnant (i.e. had sex etc)

"I'm really lucky though because I've found a good one - Alex is a brilliant hubby. He's really supportive and he's always proud of everything I do,"

Congratulations etc.

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Comments

  • outstanding JC

    The Cheddar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 10:33

  • Pic one - she looks like the feral kid in Mad Max 2

    jiggerycock Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:49

  • Hold the presses - pointless sub-Z-list fucker has child.

    What a shit country this is

    koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:25

  • You know, I'm a pasty cunt, but she literally looks like she's just been reanimated. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Thu, 20/05/2010 - 00:14

  • "Sucking on the almost dry tit of fame"- probably my favourite phrase this week. And almost the truest (I would lose the 'almost').

    huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:49

  • Ha ha !!!!

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 14:58

  • she's going to blimp big style.

    izudu Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:14

  • hey, let's knock the rascism on the head right there.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:34

  • In other words her agent hasn't got her lined up for any reality shows so rather than earn money the old fashioned way of working for it, you get a bun in the oven and hey presto another few years of sucking on the almost dry tit of fame. Desperate.

    shitthebed Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:11

  • Christ in that first picture she looks like something out of Cocoon...

    guineapig Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:56

  • As long as that's not something you want to try at home, I think you may well be right, Slug. You can imagine the meeting: "So Rachy babe, we need you to get up the duff. It's been a while since you had even a modicum of fame so it's time you did SOMETHING. Since you have no obvious other use or talent, perhaps a baby? Even that Chanelle could manage that. Now, Geoff and Jeff are coming over at one PM. I know Alex is busy so we won't trouble him with all this business. Coffee?"

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:51

  • Or does she not actually warrant a PR team any more and writes her own press releases, flipping in a confused manner between 1st and 3rd person. 'Rachel Stevens in Schizophrenia shocker'.

    Or maybe she does have a PR team and they were all involved in the moment of creation?

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:45

  • LIke us all, slaves to our selfish genes.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:42

  • as long as she is willing and able to sell the occasional underwear shot to the Lad's Mags, there is a place in the heart of every spotty 18 year old with go faster stripes on his wanking arm for her.

    I never really got over 'sklub' breaking up.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:42

  • "We are delighted to announce that our client Rachel Stevens and her husband Alex are expecting their first child later in the year. We are thrilled and so excited about becoming parents."

    Erm so the PR company are also the parents? Who writes this shit? I'm not referring to you, Mr HM. I mean, if this is a quote from the press release?

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:41

  • Didn't she totter off the the bottom of the alphabet to beyond z-list years ago? Pray tell what does it do to justify its' life on earth??

    erniemilko Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:39

  • Didn't she totter off the the bottom of the alphabet to beyond z-list years ago? Pray tell what does it do to justify its' life on earth??

    erniemilko Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:39

  • "We are delighted to announce that our client Rachel Stevens and her husband Alex are expecting their first child later in the year. We are thrilled and so excited about becoming parents."

    Erm so the PR company are also the parents? Who writes this shit? I'm not referring to you, Mr HM. I mean, if this is a quote from the press release?

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:41

  • as long as she is willing and able to sell the occasional underwear shot to the Lad's Mags, there is a place in the heart of every spotty 18 year old with go faster stripes on his wanking arm for her.

    I never really got over 'sklub' breaking up.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:42

  • LIke us all, slaves to our selfish genes.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:42

  • Or does she not actually warrant a PR team any more and writes her own press releases, flipping in a confused manner between 1st and 3rd person. 'Rachel Stevens in Schizophrenia shocker'.

    Or maybe she does have a PR team and they were all involved in the moment of creation?

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:45

  • As long as that's not something you want to try at home, I think you may well be right, Slug. You can imagine the meeting: "So Rachy babe, we need you to get up the duff. It's been a while since you had even a modicum of fame so it's time you did SOMETHING. Since you have no obvious other use or talent, perhaps a baby? Even that Chanelle could manage that. Now, Geoff and Jeff are coming over at one PM. I know Alex is busy so we won't trouble him with all this business. Coffee?"

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:51

  • Christ in that first picture she looks like something out of Cocoon...

    guineapig Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:56

  • In other words her agent hasn't got her lined up for any reality shows so rather than earn money the old fashioned way of working for it, you get a bun in the oven and hey presto another few years of sucking on the almost dry tit of fame. Desperate.

    shitthebed Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:11

  • hey, let's knock the rascism on the head right there.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:34

  • she's going to blimp big style.

    izudu Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:14

  • Ha ha !!!!

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 14:58

  • "Sucking on the almost dry tit of fame"- probably my favourite phrase this week. And almost the truest (I would lose the 'almost').

    huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:49

  • You know, I'm a pasty cunt, but she literally looks like she's just been reanimated. Urgh.

    retrovertigo Thu, 20/05/2010 - 00:14

  • Hold the presses - pointless sub-Z-list fucker has child.

    What a shit country this is

    koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:25

  • Pic one - she looks like the feral kid in Mad Max 2

    jiggerycock Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:49

  • outstanding JC

    The Cheddar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 10:33

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