Do we have a special Friday afternoon treat for you! Alex Reid in a neon pink mankini and nothing else. And that wasn't even for a task, he'd just packed that in his suitcase. Meanwhile, it's been less than a week but already Basshunter and Katia Ivanova are getting hot and heavy under the covers...

The celebrity contestants had to take part in a task called 'Hunk Off', where they had to wear mankinis as they participated in a talent show and a strength test. Lucky for Reid that the latter is the one thing he does have, and Vinnie Jones commented while he did press-ups (with one hand, probably):

"If he was made of chocolate he'd eat himself wouldn't he?"

Meanwhile, despite both being in relationships, Katia and Basshunter hopped into bed together for what he described as an "arm massage'. Is that what they're calling it these days? Lady Sovereign begged to differ and claimed he was giving Katia an "arse massage". Is that not an enema?

Basshunter, who reportedly has a secret model girlfriend back home in Sweden, told Katia, who is going out with model Dan Turner:

"We only have one life."

Lady Sovereign added:

"I wonder if they have made a baby yet."

Please God no...