As reports claim that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are planning to marry within the next six months, Lady Sovereign has just announced in the Celebrity Big Brother house, that she once 'accidentally' caught a glimpse ofPerry's quim. Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say. And as someone has just observed, Lady Sovereign is basically Brand, but without the beard...

Brand proposed to Perry during a holiday in India, where they had their relationship blessed by a love guru (which sounds like a scene from that shit film with Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake) and the pair are already preparing their marriage.

And Brand has already made his manager Nik Linnen his best man (we bet his speech is going to be good, and include half the female population of the UK), with a good old source saying:

"Russell caught everyone off-guard with the engagement."

Even though he just happened to be photographed buying an engagement ring in Cartier a few weeks ago?

"They've decided they won't be messing about and have already made a start on the plans for the big day."

And on the details of Brand's proposal (if you can stomach it), they added:

"He had organised a special dining experience. We set a table in a garden with candles everywhere. They arrived in a horse and carriage with a glass of champagne and we served them dinner.

 

"At midnight they enjoyed fireworks while sitting on an elephant, which Mr Brand specially requested. Then they were taken to the Mughal Garden - which was decorated by flowers and candlelight.

 

"Mr Brand had given his butler the diamond ring to hide among the flowers. Miss Perry found it, he proposed, and she immediately said 'Yes'.

 

"After that they requested 45 minutes' privacy. They looked like they were beautifully in love."

Meanhwile Lady Sovereign has regaled fellow Celebrity Big Brother contestants about what she saw when she went to Perry's after-party.

Apparently the pair were introduced at a party in New York before going to the bathroom together and not emerging for ages. And then when they did Perry was apparently cupping Sov's breasts.

But it was at Perry's after-party, when Perry changed into her pyjamas, that Sov saw something she shouldn't.

"I've seen parts of Katy Perry I shouldn't have seen. At one of her after-parties she put her pyjamas on, and I don't think she was wearing anything underneath. It was like a long T-shirt kind of thing. The party was out of control. Just a thing in her hotel room, but yeah, I saw something I shouldn't have seen."

Which is the biggest let down to a story since it was reported Kerry Katona was going to open a kebab shop...