I always thought she looked like Harry Enfield's mate Cathy.

Pretty much all we do on here is talk about tits, be they real or metaphorical. She is a bit of a tit really, isn't she? As I've always said, call me old fashioned but rambling chirpy-mockney nonsense chanted over a bad cod-reggae noise is not my idea of 'music'.

Is there a Robots In Disguise shop there too? I really hope so.

It is rather inspired. And absolutely perfect.

(I used to like Lily Allen. But now I think she's a birrova nob)

There's already a vintage shop in Austin, Texas called Lucy in Disguise, and its been there for DECADES.

Mate, she's got three fucking Novellos don'tcha know? That downsy face has been busy sucking cock to get those, no wonder her jaw muscles are bigger than Coulthard's. That accounts for the weird fizzog...

Oh and her dad is fairly well-known, rumour has it. Must be a nice surprise for her to find out that she's not particularly well-liked or considered to be talented. Hence the tantrums - can you imagine having to fucking live with it??

A face like a dropped Lasagna.
That has to be one of the best sentences I have read online for 4 years +++.
Thank you.
CLASSIC.
Cocknocker, you are legend!

Elbow. PHWOARRRRRR. Don't mind if I do. Always time for a bit of Adam and the Ants. Bad miming or not. Cheers.

Lest we forget, what with the season being upon us, she was - according to whoever it was interviewing her there at the time, - "the only person ever to take notes into Test Match thingy commentary box on Radio 4 LW (also available in digital)" when invited in cos she was a celeb and there and her daddy was a bloke and all. She had been bilging on for a few weeks before about how much she liked the game. I remember KWebb being particularly upset about all this.

Since it was on radio, the comment about the fact that she had notes in front of her as she gave her wisdom about the players (as in who the fuck the players were) was priceless. Like he didn't have to mention that did he? Hats off to you, and here's a cake. Man of the match.

Fake fucking cunt.

For a change.

Lilly, forget being cool, you aint it. However, this is.

i beg to differ there, elbow

Lousy, enough about tits, this aint the place. Loving the dropped lasagne comment ha!

Why the fuck would someone with the dress sense of a blind simpleton choosing from a clowns wardrobe think that she could open a fashion boutique ??

Not sure if you've noticed or not Lilly but people think you are a pig and nobody wants to look like you, now fuck off and take your downsy, table-foreheaded, toombstone-toothed fizzog with you.

now there is a woman who doesn't have much up top. in the chest department, i mean.

just trying to see things from a tit angle.