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The Price is shite
Mon, 26/07/2010 - 12:44 by horseworm

Katie Price  aka Jordan depending on which side of her complex personality she is hawking to the media said her pop career hit the skids as that whole singing and dancing at the same time thing was just, you know, too hard to do...

After the immense success of ‘A Whole New World’ with then-husband Peter Andre (number 12 “with a bullet” in 2006) and her attempt to represent the UK at Eurovision in 2005, she gave it another go last week with the release of the amazing* ‘Free To Love Again’. (*not amazing) 

She’s reported as saying, "It's so hard to sing and dance at the same time. I now appreciate how difficult it is." Not half as difficult as it was to listen to etc.

 

You would have thought that, three pop career attempts in, she would have realised that she was not really built for the job. But sometimes ambition blinds the eyes of ability. 

 

The ‘song’ hobbled all the way to number 60. Which meant it sold about five copies. If it was one of the horses she dresses up in the kind of capes even ice dancers would hesitate over, it would have been turned into glue by now. 

 

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Comments

  • But I'd pay to see her ape Divine's most famous scene...would be a change from the dogshit that usually flows out of her mouth!

    erniemilko Wed, 28/07/2010 - 08:37

  • It's like Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:02

  • Kingston is full of chav wankers these days anyway, so at least she's hitting her target market. All the slappers at Oceana will look like that pig tonight... oh wait, they already do.

    ajbunny Mon, 26/07/2010 - 15:03

  • By 'single signing' do you mean she signed only one autograph for the one poor 'fan' that attended?

    Freakoid Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:17

  • That's because she is now a 'serious artist' Jiggery. We all know that 'serious artists' don't get their baps out. Just look at her incredibly complex and challenging work for ITV2- Performance Art at its very finest.
    I, sadly, did watch her 'wedding' to the emasculated orangutan. I only watched it because I had been rudely awoken from my slumbers in the middle of the night by a drunken text from my gentleman friend, but I can honestly say that I have never encountered anything quite so poorly staged since I was in the village pantomime as a 9 year old. Even the fake fight at the church made the A-Team shoot outs look convincing. No wonder she chose that van as her wedding vehicle.

    huxylady Mon, 26/07/2010 - 11:36

  • get some shoes on that child

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:59

  • Ugh, let's hope it stays that way. Her big horrid veiny tittery-fakeries make me sad inside.

    tescopop Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:13

  • At least your Perry's, Cole's and your Ga-ga's and, oooooh all that other load of bland generic stuff that melts into one giant sonic insult. At least they have the good grace to get their tits out every now and again.

    Ironic then that this abomination, who built her career on pair of spacehopper norks paraded on every media outlet in Christendom, hasn't, to my knowledge, played 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' with them for the longest time.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:07

  • It smells but it's no worse than Cheryl's Fight Fight Fight And Punch Out Their Lights or whatever it was called.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:52

  • Like a very shit Divine with all the air taken out.

    mrsmoon Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:21

  • Like a very shit Divine with all the air taken out.

    mrsmoon Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:21

  • It smells but it's no worse than Cheryl's Fight Fight Fight And Punch Out Their Lights or whatever it was called.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:52

  • At least your Perry's, Cole's and your Ga-ga's and, oooooh all that other load of bland generic stuff that melts into one giant sonic insult. At least they have the good grace to get their tits out every now and again.

    Ironic then that this abomination, who built her career on pair of spacehopper norks paraded on every media outlet in Christendom, hasn't, to my knowledge, played 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' with them for the longest time.

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:07

  • Ugh, let's hope it stays that way. Her big horrid veiny tittery-fakeries make me sad inside.

    tescopop Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:13

  • get some shoes on that child

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Mon, 26/07/2010 - 10:59

  • That's because she is now a 'serious artist' Jiggery. We all know that 'serious artists' don't get their baps out. Just look at her incredibly complex and challenging work for ITV2- Performance Art at its very finest.
    I, sadly, did watch her 'wedding' to the emasculated orangutan. I only watched it because I had been rudely awoken from my slumbers in the middle of the night by a drunken text from my gentleman friend, but I can honestly say that I have never encountered anything quite so poorly staged since I was in the village pantomime as a 9 year old. Even the fake fight at the church made the A-Team shoot outs look convincing. No wonder she chose that van as her wedding vehicle.

    huxylady Mon, 26/07/2010 - 11:36

  • By 'single signing' do you mean she signed only one autograph for the one poor 'fan' that attended?

    Freakoid Mon, 26/07/2010 - 14:17

  • Kingston is full of chav wankers these days anyway, so at least she's hitting her target market. All the slappers at Oceana will look like that pig tonight... oh wait, they already do.

    ajbunny Mon, 26/07/2010 - 15:03

  • It's like Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/07/2010 - 16:02

  • But I'd pay to see her ape Divine's most famous scene...would be a change from the dogshit that usually flows out of her mouth!

    erniemilko Wed, 28/07/2010 - 08:37

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