10 Sexiest British Women under 30, Emma Watson number one, no mention of Karen Gillan

11 Emma Watson Keira Knightley advert Emily Blunt Sienna Miller Gemma Arterton Bonnie Wright advert Rebecca Hall Carey Mulligan, sexy apparently Katie Leung Hayley Atwell

How cute, like a mouse eating a lemon

Sexiest British women that look under 10 more like...

Wed, 17/11/2010 - 12:04 by John Hill

You would have thought that if you were compiling a list of the 10 sexiest women in Britain, you would have at least made sure they were the kind of women most british men would want to have sex with, rather than the small portion of the internet that actually voted on your poll.

Apparently this isn't the case. No we're not saying we're experts here, but if there's one thing we do it's post up pictures of celebs everyday, browsing Google for 'Kelly Brook naked' on a regular basis (part of the job).

These lot are hit and miss at best....

1. Emma Watson

2. Keira Knightley

3. Emily Blunt

4. Sienna Miller (we thought she was about 35 for some reason)

5. Gemma Arterton

6. Bonnie Wright

7. Rebecca Hall

8. Carey Mulligan

9. Katie Leung

10. Hayley Atwell.

They have very pretty faces, sure. But this is the 'sexiest' list. Keira Knightley for christ's sake.

Thanks again for letting us down, internet, and fandango.com in particular.

Next up, sexiest men with a facial rash.

Emma Watson fashion, Emma Watson pictures, Gemma Arterton, Bonnie Wright, Carey Mulligan, Emma Watson, Hayley Atwell, Keira Knightley, Rebecca Hall, Sienna Miller

Comments

Fucking Hell!

Why Didn't I think of that?

DOH!
ken tate Fri, 19/11/2010 - 02:17
Ken, if you pretend to be a child with Leukaemia, I'm sure they'll visit you.
mrsmoon Thu, 18/11/2010 - 16:43
They're not women, they're overgrown Girls.

These are two of the Sexiest Women in Britain right now!

Carol Vorderman and Michelle Mone
ken tate Thu, 18/11/2010 - 01:37
*gets his cattle-prod and gently guides supersimonrex back to the cellar*
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/11/2010 - 23:30
the title should be The Most Famous and Richest if emma is gonna be at number 1. A lot of magazines (online) is complaining about this. That's so funny who did that pathetic survey. didn't even know that survey exist. Emma over Sienna and Emily Blunt and Carey Mulligan. Hellll, even talent emma doesn't deserve to be on that list. Really? Emma over these 3? oh man, they need eye check up? i'm wondering if that's for promotion
supersimonrex Wed, 17/11/2010 - 20:49
Joanna Lumley couldfuck these children into a hat.

Karen was robbed.
grange Wed, 17/11/2010 - 16:25
Emma Watson??? Who did they survey? Paedomen?
Carey Mulligan I don't get. How is she sexy? She looks like that little old lady on Carry On Cruising. The one that used to run about on board until her drawers fell down.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:47
Bonnie Wright....Fuuuck Wright Off!
gingsta Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:44
Seconded. I live in France, and they know whom and how to perv over here. I'd make an exception for Gemma Arturton though, that bitch is reasonably fly, in a ra-ra hockey sticks kind of way.
clee984 Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:33
Who did they asked for this survey? 12 year old gay boys?
mrsmoon Wed, 17/11/2010 - 14:31
This is ridiculous. They all, with the exception of Rebecca Hall, and Emily Blunt on a good day, have about as much sexiness about them as a wiped-clean kitchen surface. They're not even 'women'!

'Sexy' isn't about being a waif with cheekbones and a posh accent, it's about looking a bit naughty, or being funny and clever, or knowing how to make cakes like Nigella. Ugh, the hell with this, I'm moving to France.

Also: 3 of these 'sexy' 'women' are in Harry Potter films (I Googled the ones I'd never heard of). So, y'know, that's weird.
tescopop Wed, 17/11/2010 - 14:02
Awwww! nest of baby chipmunks, or beaverlets, or fish in a barrel, or something.
slapper slayer Wed, 17/11/2010 - 13:36

Awwww! nest of baby chipmunks, or beaverlets, or fish in a barrel, or something.
slapper slayer Wed, 17/11/2010 - 13:36
This is ridiculous. They all, with the exception of Rebecca Hall, and Emily Blunt on a good day, have about as much sexiness about them as a wiped-clean kitchen surface. They're not even 'women'!

'Sexy' isn't about being a waif with cheekbones and a posh accent, it's about looking a bit naughty, or being funny and clever, or knowing how to make cakes like Nigella. Ugh, the hell with this, I'm moving to France.

Also: 3 of these 'sexy' 'women' are in Harry Potter films (I Googled the ones I'd never heard of). So, y'know, that's weird.
tescopop Wed, 17/11/2010 - 14:02
Who did they asked for this survey? 12 year old gay boys?
mrsmoon Wed, 17/11/2010 - 14:31
Seconded. I live in France, and they know whom and how to perv over here. I'd make an exception for Gemma Arturton though, that bitch is reasonably fly, in a ra-ra hockey sticks kind of way.
clee984 Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:33
Bonnie Wright....Fuuuck Wright Off!
gingsta Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:44
Emma Watson??? Who did they survey? Paedomen?
Carey Mulligan I don't get. How is she sexy? She looks like that little old lady on Carry On Cruising. The one that used to run about on board until her drawers fell down.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/11/2010 - 15:47
Joanna Lumley couldfuck these children into a hat.

Karen was robbed.
grange Wed, 17/11/2010 - 16:25
the title should be The Most Famous and Richest if emma is gonna be at number 1. A lot of magazines (online) is complaining about this. That's so funny who did that pathetic survey. didn't even know that survey exist. Emma over Sienna and Emily Blunt and Carey Mulligan. Hellll, even talent emma doesn't deserve to be on that list. Really? Emma over these 3? oh man, they need eye check up? i'm wondering if that's for promotion
supersimonrex Wed, 17/11/2010 - 20:49
*gets his cattle-prod and gently guides supersimonrex back to the cellar*
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/11/2010 - 23:30
They're not women, they're overgrown Girls.

These are two of the Sexiest Women in Britain right now!

Carol Vorderman and Michelle Mone
ken tate Thu, 18/11/2010 - 01:37
Ken, if you pretend to be a child with Leukaemia, I'm sure they'll visit you.
mrsmoon Thu, 18/11/2010 - 16:43
Fucking Hell!

Why Didn't I think of that?

DOH!
ken tate Fri, 19/11/2010 - 02:17