I hate it, hate everything about it, and somehow this year they've managed to make it worse but then every year I get drunk and excited - voted twice last night, can't remember who for, and now I feel dirty and wobbly and a bit sick.

Is it me or is Louis Walsh 'Grooming' the twins.....

He is one ugly cunt, eh? What's with all these women getting their knickers wet over him? He's fucking gay?! And he's no great fucking singer either.....

Look at that shit-eating, smug tosser at the top of the page. My friend made me watch his audition, and he sings like he's trying to shit a pinecone.

Ha ha nice bit of honesty there TP, I'm not sure what it is about this show that draws me in....I fucking hate every aspect of it, the contestants, the music, the judges, the emotional backdrop (Stacey finks dis is hur last chance 2 giv hur babi boi a gud start in life innit) and that fucking lecherous twat Dermot but yet still I find myself watching the shite and inevitably getting drawn into it. Mark my words Reality TV will be the death of us all !

Danyl looks like Warren's retarded brother off of Hollyoaks.

And the great thing is, with 2 of them, there won't be the usual bitch fight between Simon and Louis about who's getting sloppy seconds.

Knew I'd seen the twins somewhere before. Fucking Botox.
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Have you seen Louis Walsh when John & Edward are on stage? He clearly wants to bum them rigid.

It would make a better format, that's for sure.

Doubtless there'll be a rabble of toothless fuck knuckles in the crowd wearing football shirts waving bits of cardboard around like the ones following this cuntflap...

"Boyzone. They're loyke me foyvorite band EVER."
"Barry Manilow. He's loyke me foyvorite singer EVER."
*repeat every week to suit guest*

i didnt know that about the irish voting-no wonder they put one act from there through every year

Think there's a lot of phone voting revenue 'factored' into the final 12, with the Celts (Ricky / Village Girl / The Two Eejits) squared off - don't forget viewers in the Republic of Ireland watch the show on Ulster TV and are shown Irish numbers to call - that has to be the only reason Rodge and Podge got through?

A lot of people have sick fantasies about the twins (including their parents I'd imagine) but they generally involve an industrial sized mincing machine and an awful lot of blood. Dunno who Edward Pattinson is (gay porn star?) but I'm sure Dame Louis will be behind the lads 110% anyways.

I love Olly Murs. And i have sick fantasies about the irish twins - they look like Edward Pattinson ( kind of ) ...

For a popularity show, these cunts aren't too popular.

What amuses me is that people continue to go on this show, having seen the way everyone gets dropped and shunned as soon as the camera stops rolling. Do they honestly think to themselves "I won't go the same way as Steve Brookstein/Shane Ward/Leon Whatsit, I'm gonna be a star!" And they were 'winners'!

And since Alexandra what-a-Burke won after coming back for a second bite of the cherry, the auditions are awash with retards from the past 5 years who are all convinced this is their time to shine. And as for that one who was in One True Voice. Jeeeezus. (Get a fucking haircut)

What is the world coming to when the 'dream' of millions of kids is to perform vocal gymnastics over a backing track for a few months?

(Having said all this, I fucking love the X Factor, and will duly be tuning in every week til its always-disappointing climax)

Louis might as well have shat into a bucket over the last week and fished out a selection of old logs, blindfolded, to make up his group of "singers".

who? (x12).