"Yeah love, it's gonna be really tasteful, right - I'm just gonna shoot a load over your chest, shove a banana in your gob and then pop you in a wheelbarrow. Totally classy, got it?"
Oh yes, 2010 is going to be a very happy year for some thanks to Terry Richardson...
Using his looks, charm and cash, the photographer persuaded Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Catherine McNeil, Abbey Lee Kershaw, Daisy Lowe, Gracie Carvalho, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr and Georgina Stojiljkovic to get their tits out and put themselves in an all manner of positions for next year's calendar, which, FYI, isn't even available for public sale (time to buy some tyres?).
After the shoot earlier this year in Brazil, the London photo-call would have seemed a little tame, but Tezza was still joined by Marloes, Lily, Daisy and Georgina, who looked delighted to be back in his presence.
Don't worry, ladies - we haven't forgotten you. Enjoy.
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COMMENTS (25)
I'd love his job, what a legend.
Lucky bugger
Great - a calendar with semi naked teenagers whose bodies have not fully grown. I'd think I'd rather get the Ashley/Cheryl 2010 calendar in my Xmas stocking.
Bit gay
"Great - a calendar with semi naked teenagers whose bodies have not fully grown. I'd think I'd rather get the Ashley/Cheryl 2010 calendar in my Xmas stocking."
Are you fucking joking?
Or are you a homo?
Which cunt could think I was being serious here. jesus wept..
Well this place is full of spastics so unless you try a bit harder with your sarcasm - i.e. actually using some instead of making balls-out statements of fact with no humour or irony - it's pretty fucking hard to tell.
Let me peruse your latest comments and see how I can extract some inspiration from your tedious bland words. Spend less time trying to work out what I'm saying you cunt and more finding yourself a decent job you numpty with too much time on his hands.
That's pretty rich coming from you. You seem to post on pretty much every fucking thing on this site. Sort your own worthless existence out before you criticise other people you fucking bell end. Me? I'm just killing time until your mum comes round for our weekly session.
a) Kermits is actually really amusing.
b) Joking about fucking someone's mum? Wow. Just, wow. That's really funny. You win.