No Sting, you're not in it this year. Oh, wait...No Sting, you're not in it this year. Oh, wait...

These people changed our lives, mostly for the worse
Thu, 21/04/2011 - 14:38 by John Hill

Every year TIME publish their 100 most influential people, and every year Mr HM finds the least belivable one and replaces them. This year though, things are going to be different. As head of Holy Moly's newly formed Anti-Corruption Taskforce the onus is on me to stop this kind of thing happening ever again, and I can guarantee that this year's list is the most correct we have ever published.

So here it is, all 100 influential people. Justin Bieber's in there, don't worry.
  • Wael Ghonim
  • Joseph Stiglitz
  • Reed Hastings
  • Amy Poehler
  • Geoffrey Canada
  • Mark Zuckerberg
  • Peter Vesterbacka
  • Angela Merkel
  • Julian Assange
  • Ron Bruder
  • Lamido Sanusi
  • Colin Firth
  • Amy Chua
  • Joe Biden
  • Jennifer Egan
  • Kim Clijsters
  • Ahmed Shuja Pasha
  • Aung San Suu Kyi
  • Cory Booker
  • Gabrielle Giffords
  • Katsunobu Sakurai
  • Michelle Obama
  • Paul Ryan
  • Ai Weiwei
  • Rob Bell
  • Fathi Terbil
  • Dilma Rousseff
  • Tom Ford
  • Liang Guanglie
  • Sue Savage-Rumbaugh
  • Takeshi Kanno
  • Nicolas Sarkozy
  • Michele Bachmann
  • Saad Mohseni
  • Chris Christie
  • Matthew Weiner
  • Lisa Jackson
  • Jean-Claude Trichet
  • Justin Bieber
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton
  • Joe Scarborough
  • Blake Lively
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Muqtada al-Sadr
  • Anwar al-Awlaki
  • Kim Jong Un
  • Saif al-Islam Gaddafi
  • Hassan Nasrallah
  • Nathan Wolfe
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Sergio Marchionne
  • Mahendra Singh Dhoni
  • Felisa Wolfe-Simon
  • Esther Duflo
  • Rain
  • Larry Page
  • Mia Wasikowska
  • David Cameron
  • John Lasseter
  • Maria Bashir
  • Mukesh Ambani
  • Chris Colfer
  • Major General Margaret Woodward
  • Bruno Mars
  • David and Charles Koch
  • Hung Huang
  • General David Petraeus
  • Matt Damon and Gary White
  • Cecile Richards
  • George R.R. Martin
  • Marine Le Pen
  • Grant Achatz
  • Feisal Abdul Rauf
  • El Général
  • Jamie Dimon
  • Heidi Murkoff
  • Mr Holy Moly
  • Jonathan Franzen
  • V.S. Ramachandran
  • Michelle Rhee
  • Mark Wahlberg
  • Rebecca Eaton
  • Xi Jinping
  • Kathy Giusti
  • Arianna Huffington
  • Barack Obama
  • Lionel Messi
  • Azim Premji
  • Aruna Roy
  • Ray Chambers
  • Scott Rudin
  • John Boehner
  • Derrick Rossi
  • Hu Shuli
  • Benjamin Netanyahu
  • Ayman Mohyeldin
  • Charles Chao
  • Bineta Diop
  • Dharma Master Cheng Yen
  • Patti Smith

  • Gosh that's an afternoon's worth of Googling. If you're cunt who's interested. But then if you were that interested, you'd be using Bing or Bong or whatever it's called.

    stella ah trois Sat, 23/04/2011 - 11:24
  • having a nose like a hog.

    GretaBritain Thu, 21/04/2011 - 21:47
  • I've never heard of 95% of these people, which shows how far up the social ladder i am. Mark Wahlberg? For what exactly? services to all things talent vortex?

    topguntop Thu, 21/04/2011 - 15:40
  • Panic over...Mr HM's in there - all's right with the world. (if only Sting's fingers were a gun...or is that a little harsh?)

    BitchyNits Thu, 21/04/2011 - 14:45
  • Panic over...Mr HM's in there - all's right with the world. (if only Sting's fingers were a gun...or is that a little harsh?)

    BitchyNits Thu, 21/04/2011 - 14:45
  • I've never heard of 95% of these people, which shows how far up the social ladder i am. Mark Wahlberg? For what exactly? services to all things talent vortex?

    topguntop Thu, 21/04/2011 - 15:40
  • having a nose like a hog.

    GretaBritain Thu, 21/04/2011 - 21:47
  • Gosh that's an afternoon's worth of Googling. If you're cunt who's interested. But then if you were that interested, you'd be using Bing or Bong or whatever it's called.

    stella ah trois Sat, 23/04/2011 - 11:24

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