As a full spectrum celebrity information service provider, it's important that we don't just concentrate on present and future dickheads, but that we also occasionally dip into the past for an unwarranted dig at one of society's fame abortions.

We want you to say 'Wow, that's interesting, I had always wondered what happened to that guy! Thanks HolyMoly! Now I can start to dislike someone I'd almost totally forgotten about!" That's our promise to you, and it's solid gold. 

So who's the most recent z-lister to be regurgitated by Hollywood's PR juggernaut? Why it's Aaron Carter of course! Brother to Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter and ex lover of both Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, the Justin Bieber of the 90s has decided to check himself into rehab following exhaustion from both 'emotional and spiritual issues'.

“Aaron, understanding the challenges and hard work it would take to get himself back to the top, requested to take some time before we started to heal some emotional and spiritual issues he was dealing with.”

 

“Therefore he has chosen to enter a facility where he feels he will get the guidance and cleansing he needs that will help him on the music journey he’s about to take. He asks that everyone keep him in their prayers and that they respect his privacy at this time.”

Is anyone else really excited about Aaron's musical comeback? Here at HM we are of the opinion that you can never have too much music, no matter how ear-bleedingly shit it is.