Abbey Clancy is 12 weeks pregnant. The announcement comes just 8 weeks after Peter Crouch was caught nuts deep in the ropiest prostitute on the planet. If you look in the dictionary under "Sheepish" it says: 'Lanky streak of piss that now sleeps on the sofa".

Abbey had her 12 week scan yesterday and went out to celebrate with "celebrity hairdresser" James Brown and according to The Sun, proudly told him that it's a boy.

Then Crouch called her and she was heard saying:

"She said, 'She's the expert. She said she could see what it is now which means it must be a boy. I reckon it's probably a boy. She said it's so perfect'."

Congrats Abbey.