Abi Titmuss caught completely unawares bending over in skimpy lycra

7 Abi Titmuss just leaning Abi Titmuss coruching advert now to tie the shoelace oops, clumsy!Abi Titmuss drinking Abi Titmuss drinking again

Abi Titmuss quenches

Abi Fitness! (Sorry)

Thu, 14/10/2010 - 14:47 by HM writer

Move over Kelly Brook, Abi Titmuss is back in town. And she's just taken part in the most staged photo opportunity of ALL time....

In a series of photos Abi:

- quenches her thirst casually

- leans on legs completely unaware it's giving photographers the ultimate cleavage shot

- quenches her thirst again, what a workout!

- crouches with her chest out, looking soulfully into the distance

- ties her shoelace, sticks out arse

- does the Legally Blonde bend and snap

- and again

Come on, even these two were more convincing!

Abi Titmuss pictures, Abi Titmuss

Comments

John Leslie was asking for it
Urfugginjokin Sat, 16/10/2010 - 16:28
I sincerely doubt you'd be the first to "go" on her arse, fuckwit, if you catch my drift...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 15/10/2010 - 12:07
She raped John Leslie
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 15/10/2010 - 11:01
Who?
jiggerycock Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:33
So there we are then. Abi Titmuss has been rehabilitated into celebrity society, thanks to HM and its followers.

Does that mean I get first go on her arse?
fuckwit Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:29
She seemed nice on Celebrity COme DIne With Me, and as I recall, all the other guests were mean to her, and drank her vintage wine without even saying thank you.
tescopop Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:12
"Shared several glasses of vino with her once" Oh yeah, I know what she was after....dirty cow !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 17:26
Shared several glasses of vino with her once. She was really nice. Quite funny as well, probably a better laugh than Kelly Brooke is. She lost points slightly by saying that orange Brendan from Strictly Come Dancing was 'good looking'. Mr Babbage says NOOOOOO.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 14/10/2010 - 17:20
There you go then. All you need is Titmus & Carol off Eastenders, a couple of bottles of grog, a wrap of bugle and you've got yourself some hot, filthy, lesbo, threesome, anal action. Bam !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:41
she looks like Carol off eastenders - she takes it up the shitter
smellytwatbatter Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:28
Plus you know she's definitely up for a threesome !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:18
Shame the photographer wasn't told where to stand for the bum shot. I think she looks rather good, actually.

"From November 2009 Abi appeared in Shakespeare's Macbeth, playing the character of Lady Macbeth with the Seagull Rep. This production opened the Seagull Theatre, Pakefield, Lowestoft before transferring to other East Anglian venues including; The Cut and Halesworth, Bungay's Fisher Theatre and Sudbury Arts Center, until December 4" (Wikipedia)
fuckwit Thu, 14/10/2010 - 15:03

Shame the photographer wasn't told where to stand for the bum shot. I think she looks rather good, actually.

"From November 2009 Abi appeared in Shakespeare's Macbeth, playing the character of Lady Macbeth with the Seagull Rep. This production opened the Seagull Theatre, Pakefield, Lowestoft before transferring to other East Anglian venues including; The Cut and Halesworth, Bungay's Fisher Theatre and Sudbury Arts Center, until December 4" (Wikipedia)
fuckwit Thu, 14/10/2010 - 15:03
Plus you know she's definitely up for a threesome !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:18
she looks like Carol off eastenders - she takes it up the shitter
smellytwatbatter Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:28
There you go then. All you need is Titmus & Carol off Eastenders, a couple of bottles of grog, a wrap of bugle and you've got yourself some hot, filthy, lesbo, threesome, anal action. Bam !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 16:41
Shared several glasses of vino with her once. She was really nice. Quite funny as well, probably a better laugh than Kelly Brooke is. She lost points slightly by saying that orange Brendan from Strictly Come Dancing was 'good looking'. Mr Babbage says NOOOOOO.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 14/10/2010 - 17:20
"Shared several glasses of vino with her once" Oh yeah, I know what she was after....dirty cow !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 14/10/2010 - 17:26
She seemed nice on Celebrity COme DIne With Me, and as I recall, all the other guests were mean to her, and drank her vintage wine without even saying thank you.
tescopop Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:12
So there we are then. Abi Titmuss has been rehabilitated into celebrity society, thanks to HM and its followers.

Does that mean I get first go on her arse?
fuckwit Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:29
Who?
jiggerycock Fri, 15/10/2010 - 09:33
She raped John Leslie
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 15/10/2010 - 11:01
I sincerely doubt you'd be the first to "go" on her arse, fuckwit, if you catch my drift...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 15/10/2010 - 12:07
John Leslie was asking for it
Urfugginjokin Sat, 16/10/2010 - 16:28