Oscar the grouch
Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:43 by Harry Bow

There is such a thing as a free lunch if you're an Oscar nominee (good news for one of them in particular), but we're not sure we'd want an invite...

You'd think that since they're supposed to represent the cream of current acting talent at least one of them would be able to muster-up some pretend enthusiasm...

 

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    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 07:19
  • ChristoPH Waltz is a god.

    lucifersam Thu, 18/02/2010 - 03:09
  • nope...nothing. sorry.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:05
  • stig of the dump

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 18:01
  • Now she's Hollywood, she'll be a size zero in no time. And she can make a whole new her to keep it real in the hood out of her cast off/cut off skin.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:47
  • There's Beth Ditto and then there's Gabourey Sidibe and the only response is a "woah!"

    My advice? Keep the curves honey and be true to yourself but when it gets to a point where it looks like you can't breathe, then lose a pound or two.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:45
  • i'm sorry i can't understand you. all i can hear is spazzy noises.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:32
  • where's the 'finger count' button spod?

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:27
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal = a slightly melted Katie Holmes (Cruise)? Or is it just my eyes?

    slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:34
  • your mum is.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:01
  • computer geek?

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:44
  • think i rank actors above singers then models last

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:34
  • so did you, in order to verify my total. YOU sad fuck.

    incidentally, 'word count' can also be found on the same menu as 'spell check'.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:29
  • you counted the words you sad fuck!

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:19
  • yes

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:59
  • is that why you could only be arsed to write 56 words and do one caption?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:57
  • is that why you could only be arsed to write 56 words and do one caption?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:57
  • yes

    Harry Bow Tue, 16/02/2010 - 14:59
  • you counted the words you sad fuck!

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:19
  • so did you, in order to verify my total. YOU sad fuck.

    incidentally, 'word count' can also be found on the same menu as 'spell check'.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:29
  • think i rank actors above singers then models last

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:34
  • computer geek?

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:44
  • your mum is.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:01
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal = a slightly melted Katie Holmes (Cruise)? Or is it just my eyes?

    slug Tue, 16/02/2010 - 16:34
  • where's the 'finger count' button spod?

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:27
  • i'm sorry i can't understand you. all i can hear is spazzy noises.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:32
  • There's Beth Ditto and then there's Gabourey Sidibe and the only response is a "woah!"

    My advice? Keep the curves honey and be true to yourself but when it gets to a point where it looks like you can't breathe, then lose a pound or two.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:45
  • Now she's Hollywood, she'll be a size zero in no time. And she can make a whole new her to keep it real in the hood out of her cast off/cut off skin.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/02/2010 - 17:47
  • stig of the dump

    switch Tue, 16/02/2010 - 18:01
  • nope...nothing. sorry.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:05
  • ChristoPH Waltz is a god.

    lucifersam Thu, 18/02/2010 - 03:09
  • gucci and coach miu miu handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 07:19

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