Yep, we know you saw those nipples first and thought it was Kate Moss chatting up Alan Carr in the street, but it's actually pop music's Will Young!

I think you better leave right now, Alan Carr, you're clearly stealing Will Young's thunder...

Poor Will was coyly enjoying his moment in the spotlight when Alan just so happened to be walking by (we suspect Will's nips send out their very own radio signals).

One of our moles had a similar chance encounter with charming Will on a West London street (at the cash point where Will was significantly lightening his account), except this one ended with the Pop Idol singer declaring he was heading to Brixton for a bit of how's your father. Ooh-er! What would Alan have to say about that (and where does he live anyway?).