Food of the gods
Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:05 by Mr. HM

Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria's Secret model, pioneer of late 20th century stem cell research and the woman singlehandedly responsible for saving the lives of billions around the globe by inventing 'airwater' relaxes on the beach in a bikini. Some of the above may be an exaggeration.

OK i'll level with you. She's just a model who has never even smelt a Big Mac let alone eaten two Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin's (otherwise known as the greatest food on earth) in one sitting.

According to Wikipedia she has large ears and has shown her diversity by appearing on multiple TV programmes across the world, playing a model in every single one of them (except for the seminal 'Tennis Girl #1' in Casino Royale).

Well done her.

  • Try those belonging to the guy in pic 7. Seem ample to me.

    stella ah trois Sat, 12/12/2009 - 18:29
  • What does Mr HM's wife think? That's what I want to know. 'And why not?'

    stella ah trois Sat, 12/12/2009 - 18:27
  • I think HM may have lost it. I don't even understand why this is on the site at all. It says click on next STORY...wtf is the story here? Skinny bird doesn't get her tits out. Think you may be right Blart. HM is a spotty virgin?

    charl25 Sat, 12/12/2009 - 00:28
  • Charl, I keep thinking I've wandered onto www.prepubescentwankmaterial.com. I bet Mr HM was the kid who used to thumb through his mum's Grattan catalogues, gawping at the bras and knickers pages

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/12/2009 - 21:47
  • God-given ass

    fuckwit Fri, 11/12/2009 - 18:24
  • And even on Alessandra, a pair of Rayban can look shit...

    kermits Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:54
  • Is this a fucking joke? OMG...you've finally morphed into Nuts.

    charl25 Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:48
  • She is hot but no tits, I need something to get my mouth around.

    whereswaldo Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:41
  • Thank god for pic's 7 & 8, all I need is a few million and i can get me some Victorias Secret poon-tang !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:28
  • Thank god for pic's 7 & 8, all I need is a few million and i can get me some Victorias Secret poon-tang !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:28
  • She is hot but no tits, I need something to get my mouth around.

    whereswaldo Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:41
  • Is this a fucking joke? OMG...you've finally morphed into Nuts.

    charl25 Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:48
  • And even on Alessandra, a pair of Rayban can look shit...

    kermits Fri, 11/12/2009 - 17:54
  • God-given ass

    fuckwit Fri, 11/12/2009 - 18:24
  • Charl, I keep thinking I've wandered onto www.prepubescentwankmaterial.com. I bet Mr HM was the kid who used to thumb through his mum's Grattan catalogues, gawping at the bras and knickers pages

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/12/2009 - 21:47
  • I think HM may have lost it. I don't even understand why this is on the site at all. It says click on next STORY...wtf is the story here? Skinny bird doesn't get her tits out. Think you may be right Blart. HM is a spotty virgin?

    charl25 Sat, 12/12/2009 - 00:28
  • What does Mr HM's wife think? That's what I want to know. 'And why not?'

    stella ah trois Sat, 12/12/2009 - 18:27
  • Try those belonging to the guy in pic 7. Seem ample to me.

    stella ah trois Sat, 12/12/2009 - 18:29

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