No, not to Woodburn, to Price...
A publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts ever in the world.
How romantic!
As cross-dressing cage-fighter Reid arrived at the airport, NOTW were conveniently there too to get this quote:
"I'm definitely asking her to marry me and I'm convinced she's going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV."
Can't these celebrities so much as take a s shit in private these days?
He added, as he tried regain his vision through a sudden fog of dollar signs:
"One idea is I make the proposal in front of cameras on the show.
But whatever happens I know this is right. I've never felt this way before.I'm convinced Katie's going to feel the same way. I know what we're like when we're together.
"When I'm with Katie it's full-on 24/7. But whatever happens I know this is right. I've never felt this way before."
TV it is then!
Reid continued:
"I'm convinced Katie's going to feel the same way. I know what we're like when we're together. When I'm with Katie it's full-on 24/7. She ended the Pete chapter of her life in that jungle. Now it's time for her to start a new fairy tale. But this time I think it it'll go the distance."
And on the ring he intends to buy (it's an investment he'll get back three fold) he said (with the sound of a harp playing in the background):
"Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes. I've picked out a design of a Pink diamond in an ornate setting. I'm going shopping in the next few days on the way to Australia. I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers.
"It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."
Please don't let this be a shameless and soulless idea invented by Price (shamelessness and soullessness personified) and planned all along...
*sets fire to television, just in case*
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Katie Price pays damages to former manager she accused of sleeping with Peter Andre
Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Katie Price claims she's friends with Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham denies it
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (9)
I hope she turns him down live on TV and we see a repeat just like in the Simpsons when Lisa breaks Ralph's heart, and Bart replays it on the VCR. Then with a bit of luck they'll kick the shit out of each other with Ant or Dec running chirpy cheeky geordie commentary
Full on 24/7.!!! What the fuck does that mean ?
Eating a kangeroos anus no problem, watching these over paid cunts is hard to swallow
"I've never felt this way before."
What, important? Understandable, you fucking orange wingnut.
Every word coming out of this baboon's mouth gives me nausea. Why don't you go back in your cage and disappear back into darkness for ever?
I'm a Celeb ain't saying nothing this year. I only watched the first episode and voting for Price repeatedly was boring. We need some aggro and fights to liven up that jungle. Get Jo Brand, Rupert Everett and Peter Stringfellow in there. Throw in some Ray Winstone and a little Tinchy and watch it all boil.
Oh and incidentally regarding Reid's proposal on TV business. That's how wannabes make their money nowadays. Spill their guts, show their skidmarks and bingo, cash time o'clock. Better than signing on which is what most of them would have to do.
She turned him down! LOLOLOLOL!
Heaton finishes her TV er 'duties,' Lurch suddenly decides to fly to Australia, both just in time to greet Toilet Teeth from her jungle trauma. Fantastic coincidence!