Alex Reid to apear on 'I'm A Celebrity' and propose, ratings rapidly drop

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Kiss me Katie

Sun, 22/11/2009 - 12:10 by HM writer

Just when you thought 'I'm a Celebrity'... couldn't get any more revolting or vomit inducing after watching Katie Price chow down on a kangeroo's anus while Kim Woodburn swallowed its testicles last night on 'I'm A Celebrity' - Alex Reid is set to fly into the jungle. To propose...

No, not to Woodburn, to Price...

A publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts ever in the world.

How romantic!

As cross-dressing cage-fighter Reid arrived at the airport, NOTW were conveniently there too to get this quote:

"I'm definitely asking her to marry me and I'm convinced she's going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV."

Can't these celebrities so much as take a s shit in private these days?

He added, as he tried regain his vision through a sudden fog of dollar signs:

"One idea is I make the proposal in front of cameras on the show.

But whatever happens I know this is right. I've never felt this way before.I'm convinced Katie's going to feel the same way. I know what we're like when we're together.

"When I'm with Katie it's full-on 24/7. But whatever happens I know this is right. I've never felt this way before."

TV it is then!

Reid continued:

"I'm convinced Katie's going to feel the same way. I know what we're like when we're together. When I'm with Katie it's full-on 24/7. She ended the Pete chapter of her life in that jungle. Now it's time for her to start a new fairy tale. But this time I think it it'll go the distance."

And on the ring he intends to buy (it's an investment he'll get back three fold) he said (with the sound of a harp playing in the background):

"Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes. I've picked out a design of a pink diamond in an ornate setting. I'm going shopping in the next few days on the way to Australia. I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers.

"It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."

Please don't let this be a shameless and soulless idea invented by Price (shamelessness and soullessness personified) and planned all along...

*sets fire to television, just in case*

Katie Price and Alex Reid, Katie Price

Comments

She turned him down! LOLOLOLOL!
pandakiller Tue, 24/11/2009 - 09:01
Heaton finishes her TV er 'duties,' Lurch suddenly decides to fly to Australia, both just in time to greet Toilet Teeth from her jungle trauma. Fantastic coincidence!
cosmotopper Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:04
Oh and incidentally regarding Reid's proposal on TV business. That's how wannabes make their money nowadays. Spill their guts, show their skidmarks and bingo, cash time o'clock. Better than signing on which is what most of them would have to do.
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:11
I'm a Celeb ain't saying nothing this year. I only watched the first episode and voting for Price repeatedly was boring. We need some aggro and fights to liven up that jungle. Get Jo Brand, Rupert Everett and Peter Stringfellow in there. Throw in some Ray Winstone and a little Tinchy and watch it all boil.
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:08
Every word coming out of this baboon's mouth gives me nausea. Why don't you go back in your cage and disappear back into darkness for ever?
kermits Mon, 23/11/2009 - 09:41
"I've never felt this way before."
What, important? Understandable, you fucking orange wingnut.
retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 03:07
Eating a kangeroos anus no problem, watching these over paid cunts is hard to swallow
carbon cowboy Sun, 22/11/2009 - 22:56
Full on 24/7.!!! What the fuck does that mean ?
tigerstail Sun, 22/11/2009 - 20:50
I hope she turns him down live on TV and we see a repeat just like in the Simpsons when Lisa breaks Ralph's heart, and Bart replays it on the VCR. Then with a bit of luck they'll kick the shit out of each other with Ant or Dec running chirpy cheeky geordie commentary
Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 13:36

I hope she turns him down live on TV and we see a repeat just like in the Simpsons when Lisa breaks Ralph's heart, and Bart replays it on the VCR. Then with a bit of luck they'll kick the shit out of each other with Ant or Dec running chirpy cheeky geordie commentary
Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 13:36
Full on 24/7.!!! What the fuck does that mean ?
tigerstail Sun, 22/11/2009 - 20:50
Eating a kangeroos anus no problem, watching these over paid cunts is hard to swallow
carbon cowboy Sun, 22/11/2009 - 22:56
"I've never felt this way before."
What, important? Understandable, you fucking orange wingnut.
retrovertigo Mon, 23/11/2009 - 03:07
Every word coming out of this baboon's mouth gives me nausea. Why don't you go back in your cage and disappear back into darkness for ever?
kermits Mon, 23/11/2009 - 09:41
I'm a Celeb ain't saying nothing this year. I only watched the first episode and voting for Price repeatedly was boring. We need some aggro and fights to liven up that jungle. Get Jo Brand, Rupert Everett and Peter Stringfellow in there. Throw in some Ray Winstone and a little Tinchy and watch it all boil.
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:08
Oh and incidentally regarding Reid's proposal on TV business. That's how wannabes make their money nowadays. Spill their guts, show their skidmarks and bingo, cash time o'clock. Better than signing on which is what most of them would have to do.
PuddyTwat Mon, 23/11/2009 - 13:11
Heaton finishes her TV er 'duties,' Lurch suddenly decides to fly to Australia, both just in time to greet Toilet Teeth from her jungle trauma. Fantastic coincidence!
cosmotopper Mon, 23/11/2009 - 15:04
She turned him down! LOLOLOLOL!
pandakiller Tue, 24/11/2009 - 09:01