The Roxy Horror Show
Thu, 31/12/2009 - 15:51 by HM writer

Alex Reid is probably rooting around in Katie Price's knicker draw as we type, as according to reports, the cage-fighting cross-dresser is about to reprise alter-ego Roxanne to appear in Celebrity Big Brother on Sunday. And Price is apparently throwing Roxy a huge party to celebrate...

Apparently the gruesome twosome are back on and were seen preparing for the party, which is bound to play host to a glittering array of stars such as er, Michelle Heaton and erm, Gary Cockerill.

A trustworthy source told The Sun:

"They looked very much together and were in good spirits."

Meanwhile, Channel 4 bosses are keen for Reid to enter the house as Roxanne and have reportedly offered him/her £150,000 to do it.

Another source, that probably doesn't exist, said:

"Alex has really been trying to ditch Roxanne for a while now after all the mess it caused when it first came out. He got so much stick from all his fighting pals that he and Kate agreed that he should
give it up.

"But since they’ve got back together Kate has been going on and on at Alex to resurrect Roxy. And now CBB want her back too he has had to think seriously about it.

"If the money is right then he’ll definitely be up for it."

And let's face it, he'd probably do it for a fiver if it meant five minutes on the telly...

Other celebrity contestants rumoured for the last ever series (which begins on Sunday January 3) include Pamela Anderson, Ronnie Wood's ex Ekaterina Ivanova, Dane 'toe' Bowers, Lady Sovereign, page 3 model Nicola T and Hollywood vice madam Heidi Fleiss.

And here's to hoping that Price's party is so mammoth that everyone finally wakes up at midday next Monday...

Happy New Year!

  • That is going to be the biggest pile of shit on TV

    Blartmonster Thu, 31/12/2009 - 21:28
  • What a braindead fuckmong.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 31/12/2009 - 18:51
  • 4 and 5, cock fail.

    BonnyWill Thu, 31/12/2009 - 18:24
  • 4 and 5, cock fail.

    BonnyWill Thu, 31/12/2009 - 18:24
  • What a braindead fuckmong.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 31/12/2009 - 18:51
  • That is going to be the biggest pile of shit on TV

    Blartmonster Thu, 31/12/2009 - 21:28

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