Alex Reid arrives in LA, won't be getting his wang out

Alex Reid arrives in LAX

Thunder balls

Tue, 02/03/2010 - 13:02 by HM writer

Finally Katie Price has done something we can all be grateful for; banned husband Alex Reid from flashing his todger in a magazine. Meanwhile, Reid touched down in LAX yesterday, presumably to steal the part of James Bond from under Daniel Craig's nose...

Apparently, Reid had agreed a deal with Attitude for a nude photoshoot and interview but Price was too demanding over the shoot, reportedly sending 150 texts to Reid manager in three days and demanding a final approval.

But Reid still insists that their marriage is "equal" despite being dressed up like Gary Cockerill after an explosion in an Ed Hardy factory and slowly morphing into Alex Pane.

Alex Pane

Uncanny.

And despite being spared the sight of Reid completely naked, he's been busy talking about his sex life with Price, denying that they sleep together three times a day and admitting:

"Three times a day? I wish! We do have to work, you know!"

We thought shagging and then talking about it was work.

"I like to keep things like that private."

Phew.

Oh no, wait:

"But some days we don't even do it at all."

Let's hope it stays like that....

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Comments

i don't care about his sexual life. he has a great body. i think that he Buy Steroids Online, because those muscles don't seam natural.
yasmine Sat, 20/11/2010 - 19:14
nice guy
yasmine Sat, 20/11/2010 - 19:09
He really is awful, why any magazine would want an idiot like him on their cover I simply can't comprehend. And for someone who is supposed to be a weightlifter he looks terrible, he needs to try some dianabol pills.
sleeprunner Sat, 05/06/2010 - 17:17
I think this is one fucking creepy peepshow - what would have happened if the poor sop hadn't won the Celebrity gig? I loved the backpedalling from the Orange Cunt that her giving him the elbow in Oz was a publicity stunt and not for real. Yeah right - then no-one expected him to win it... He'll suddenly wake up one morning and realise he actually married the slag.

On a medical note, it's notorious for anyone on steroids to have a problem with erectile dysfunction - known as 'roid dick'. Right, Alex?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 21:18
I've never seen one man look so confused in all my days, its like his brain and reality are a few timezones apart.. He'll start laughing at a joke he was told when he was six soon..
Then again, your brain needs to be a bit detatched to knob Jordan so its not all bad for the blank looking cunt.
badgermonkey Tue, 02/03/2010 - 19:25
He'll have to get more than his wang out when he realises Jordan's blow the lot (his money that is not his weener). I feel sorry for the bloke. He hasn't got a clue has he? Still, when it ends he might be able to flog himself as a Yellow Bastard lookalike.
PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:37
Alex Reid is the evidence Darwin was searching for.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:19
I reiterate- a man who shaves his legs and his torso and proceeds to grease it up is HIGHLY repulsive and only a moron like "the Pricey" would find this walking cawliflower remotely sexy.
kermits Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:09

I reiterate- a man who shaves his legs and his torso and proceeds to grease it up is HIGHLY repulsive and only a moron like "the Pricey" would find this walking cawliflower remotely sexy.
kermits Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:09
Alex Reid is the evidence Darwin was searching for.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:19
He'll have to get more than his wang out when he realises Jordan's blow the lot (his money that is not his weener). I feel sorry for the bloke. He hasn't got a clue has he? Still, when it ends he might be able to flog himself as a Yellow Bastard lookalike.
PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:37
I've never seen one man look so confused in all my days, its like his brain and reality are a few timezones apart.. He'll start laughing at a joke he was told when he was six soon..
Then again, your brain needs to be a bit detatched to knob Jordan so its not all bad for the blank looking cunt.
badgermonkey Tue, 02/03/2010 - 19:25
I think this is one fucking creepy peepshow - what would have happened if the poor sop hadn't won the Celebrity gig? I loved the backpedalling from the Orange Cunt that her giving him the elbow in Oz was a publicity stunt and not for real. Yeah right - then no-one expected him to win it... He'll suddenly wake up one morning and realise he actually married the slag.

On a medical note, it's notorious for anyone on steroids to have a problem with erectile dysfunction - known as 'roid dick'. Right, Alex?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 21:18
He really is awful, why any magazine would want an idiot like him on their cover I simply can't comprehend. And for someone who is supposed to be a weightlifter he looks terrible, he needs to try some dianabol pills.
sleeprunner Sat, 05/06/2010 - 17:17
nice guy
yasmine Sat, 20/11/2010 - 19:09
i don't care about his sexual life. he has a great body. i think that he Buy Steroids Online, because those muscles don't seam natural.
yasmine Sat, 20/11/2010 - 19:14