It's difficult to put my feelings about these pictures into words.
They are simultaneously quite literally the best photos we've ever put up on the site and also the first signs of a man's very public nervous breakdown. Here we have Alex Reid, who just a few months ago was a nototrious cage fighter, priding himself on his masculinity and hardness. He was only too happy to be seen as the man Katie Price had chosen to 'sort her out like a real man should' after her split from Peter Andre.
Fast forward and you're left with a shell of a man - broken down by a ruthless girlfriend and his obvious hunger for fame and celebrity, so much so that he's more than happy to stand there in full drag, with the public looking on incredulously.
He'll be thinking he's in on the joke, that he's playing along with the gag. He isn't. He is just massively under the thumb. She really does chew them up and spit them out doesn't she.
Still - AMAZING pics.
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COMMENTS (26)
That's Lady Gaga you chiselling twatter!
Why is that blow-up doll in the red dress in the pictures?
Wow - and I don't mean that in a good way. This lad must be totally whipped in order to accept this sort of stunning public humiliation or so hungry for fame he's prepared to sacrifice any scrap of dignity he may have had???
Why's the red one in drag?
Where's his balls? Seriously. Where has he stashed them? Are they up in his arse along with his pride? As for Katie she's insane. Don't be surprised if she's not soon sucking off her horses in a tribute to Cath the Great.
Is he the one in gold?
You've got to hand it to Katie, she keeps on keeping on and will stop at NOTHING to get attention. Bonkers as she is, she obviously has the cojones in this relationship.
I'd say Alex is likely very submissive and adores being round such a high-maintenance madam. She'll tire of him pretty soon once he's outdone his usefulness..
Wonder what his hairy-arsed cage fighter mates make of it?
"Katie....."
You prick.
Ahem, nobody has addressed the most serious issue at hand. She has a STYLE book out. What the fuck kind of style are we talking about? The sort as pictured above, pictures of which were taken to market this book?!
From the Jordan beachwear style section - "Remember on the beach it's all about showing off what you got whilst maintaining dignity....I find my range of swim suits strike this balance"