Thank you Blartmonster

Mate, I'd be more than happy to conform to that request, but I think a few acerbic and bilious comments on a two-bit "celeb" website like this isn't going to make a difference at all, like a mackerel swimming into the side of a supertanker.

Where the difference to this orange cunt really matters is her bank account. PR firms, magazines and publishers should stop paying her for the piss awful "books" she writes, her gurning photos and nonsensical "interviews". Do we really care for her opinion on globalisation, the hole in the ozone layer or what type of chocolate bar she buys for Princess Pissyknickers? No. Should we care? Not one fucking bit.

So - the more that she makes an absolute cunt of herself and that so-called man she sleeps with, and the closer it gets to an implosion of psychological problems spilling over into a complete cardiac failure while she's driving that lump of tin shit.

Like I've said on many occasions - the next news item I want to read about Katie Price is her fucking obituary

I couldn't really give a fuck what she has done, or will do in future to be honest with you.

What really fucks me off is that if you or anyone one else were never to comment on her (like people do every single time there is a photograph) then the basic economics dictates that Katie fucking Price, that you say you despise, would never feature on this site again.

But because people don't just ignore her, it gives her publicity, good or bad, it makes no real difference so basically you are proportionately responsible for her prominence.

Mate, if you're "proud" of what that fucking ruthless, exploitative bitch has achieved, then you're a bigger prick I thought you to be. Don't forget - this is a woman who has "made such great strides" for womanhood, that she has felt it fit to have plastic surgery and botox beyond the comedic, revealed her body to gynaecological levels and humiliated every human being with whom she has been in close contact. This is also a woman who, when pregnant with Harvey, drank and snorted coke to such an extent that the kid was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, resulting in his optic nerve being underdeveloped and the kid born with neurological problems. She was advised on several occasions of the adverse effects which could (and did) result, but Katie knew best... And let's not forget the quality pictures of her at the cage fighting, flicking the V sign to all and yelling "Fuck you all, you're all cunts".... nice.

I don't see a problem of people making use of their "limited opportunities" but to exploit others and yourself to limits beyond normal acceptance levels isn't what I'd be proud of. Let's put it this way, would you be proud of her if she were your daughter, or if your kids aspired to such quality??

Alex is the one in the gold outfit everyone. She doesnt even have to dress up to be a drag queen, she looks like a man in real life, diddnt have to do much work for that. Alex Ried looks like a drag queen doesnt he, doesnt have any femanism at all not even in his wig. Katey you better watch out because this Alex Bloke is getting way more publicity then you are (especially on this site). OK a style book, you only have style from a go-lo outlet or Supre or something really cheap shop like that. I bet you secretly at home Alex dresses as a woman in the bedroom and instead of using his Penis, he uses a strap on and dildos etc etc etc One of the Hundreds that you own.

Rubbish, fucking rubbish, you might not like it but she represents everything that is great about the British. Entrepreneurship, making the most of limited talents, punching so far above her weight it is ludicrous, financially self made woman and absolutely no respect for class.

She might not be a nurse or teacher, her self promotion is cringeworthy and ugly, she is pretty minging to look at but fuck me if all of the 'nice' British people had an ounce of this ugly bitches drive and determination then your lives would be wonderful.

Angry Kid has it on the money

Who else do you know who could try and turn a potentially humiliating discovery into a business opportunity? Paris Hilton? Not even close.

She might be worth a bit but how is she gonna be remembered? "Business woman" - no class, exploitive, shameless, amoral slag. She represents the worst of British.

Jordan's Style Guide:
Have a Boob Job, the bigger the better.
Show them off at every opportunity.
Wear dental floss as knickers.
Make sure that people get a quick glimpse of your cunt every now and again.
Swap one cunt for another every couple of years.
Repeat ad infinitum....

Oh, almost forgot, make sure there's a video of you taking a foot up your pussy on the web, downloadable, for free.

Pure. Fucking. Clarse!

In an ironic twist, Katie Price dressed as a man dressed as a woman.

What fucking PR genius thought up this stunt? What fucking planet are they on?

Spice girls in 5 years

She has got to be the most evil and exploitative bastard on earth. Forget Imelda Marcos, Eva Braun, Ruth Ellis, Magda Goebbels - this piece of shit has no respect for anyone, including her own sorry self. How can she love anyone when she can't even love herself?

As for him? I don't give a shit how hard he allegedly is, how many "fights" he's had. He's as far removed from being a man as is humanly possible. He has no self-esteem, no balls, no dignity. What a fucking shallow shell of a human being....

Fucking hell those two have to be the best-looking women on these pages in fucking decades. Bloody gorgeous!

"Katie....."

You prick.

There's no style involved. Katie doesn't have feminine mystery or charisma going on. It's a dressing-up bible for trannies or back-alley strippers only ;)

From the Jordan beachwear style section - "Remember on the beach it's all about showing off what you got whilst maintaining dignity....I find my range of swim suits strike this balance"

Ahem, nobody has addressed the most serious issue at hand. She has a STYLE book out. What the fuck kind of style are we talking about? The sort as pictured above, pictures of which were taken to market this book?!

You've got to hand it to Katie, she keeps on keeping on and will stop at NOTHING to get attention. Bonkers as she is, she obviously has the cojones in this relationship.

I'd say Alex is likely very submissive and adores being round such a high-maintenance madam. She'll tire of him pretty soon once he's outdone his usefulness..

Wonder what his hairy-arsed cage fighter mates make of it?

Is he the one in gold?

Where's his balls? Seriously. Where has he stashed them? Are they up in his arse along with his pride? As for Katie she's insane. Don't be surprised if she's not soon sucking off her horses in a tribute to Cath the Great.

Why's the red one in drag?

Wow - and I don't mean that in a good way. This lad must be totally whipped in order to accept this sort of stunning public humiliation or so hungry for fame he's prepared to sacrifice any scrap of dignity he may have had???

Why is that blow-up doll in the red dress in the pictures?