Since Katie Price cruelly dumped him on live TV, and now that he's finished all his massively important Australian Cage Fighting meetings, the poor guy just wants some quiet reflection.

How the paparazzi knew exactly what beach to photograph at what time we will never know, but rest assured dear moles, Alex Reid is sure as hell going to find out.

It's like a backward Daniel Craig walking out of the beach in Casino Royale (in his version of the film the Casino is actually some fruit machines in the chip shop. HOLD THE BELLS THEN CANCEL!)

Katie has spoken out today (no seriously!) and said she found it harder splitting up with Alex than she did when she split and divorced for her husband, the father of two of her children. Nice.

This seems so very long ago doesn't it:

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