Alex Reid gets caught out by those pesky paparazzi again, prays for salvation

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Tue, 01/12/2009 - 18:49 by Mr. HM

All Alex Reid  wants is a quiet life - why can't all the vile, jealous haterz see that?

Since Katie Price cruelly dumped him on live TV, and now that he's finished all his massively important Australian Cage Fighting meetings, the poor guy just wants some quiet reflection.

How the paparazzi knew exactly what beach to photograph at what time we will never know, but rest assured dear moles, Alex Reid is sure as hell going to find out.

It's like a backward Daniel Craig walking out of the beach in Casino Royale (in his version of the film the Casino is actually some fruit machines in the chip shop. HOLD THE BELLS THEN CANCEL!)

Katie has spoken out today (no seriously!) and said she found it harder splitting up with Alex than she did when she split and divorced for her husband, the father of two of her children. Nice.

This seems so very long ago doesn't it:

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Katie Price and Alex Reid, Alex Reid

Comments

  • He looks like a dipped-in-shit Lee Evans after a course of steroids.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:40

  • I'm up on the Gold Coast over Christmas. Hope I don't run into the fucker........unless I'm in the car doing about 170 of course

    slug Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:14

  • Where's a box jellyfish when you need it?

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:29

  • Nice house

    BonnyWill Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:53

  • I cannot believe the media ( and YES, I'm looking at you Monsieur HM!!) still publishes pictures of this giant cauliflower and gives him more and more publicity. How come there isn't a starving bull shark lurking around, who could swallow this beefy waxed oiled moron and let the world be a better place without his repulsive mug on display every day?!!! How come!!

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:24

  • does anyone know who this middle-aged sort is who seems to go everywhere with him?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:05

  • This retard is such a shoulda-woulda-coulda abortion.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:42

  • I'll give him six more months, then it'll be 'Cashier Number 3 please'

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:37

  • what's worse is that this cunt probably has "people" who organise this type of shit

    iskander Wed, 02/12/2009 - 10:47

  • Google Earth is your friend.

    Lunghurst Road, Woldingham, Caterham, Surrey, CR3 7HE

    Be my guest.

    Last one to the Wesleyan Hotel and Pub for real ale and decent local food buys a round!

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 03:05

  • Dear HolyMoly. Please stop falling for these blatant cunt photo ops. PLEASE. I would love to punch Reid full square in the eye.. thru Jordans throat.

    stustustudio Wed, 02/12/2009 - 02:39

  • Karma must have the fucking postcodes and phone numbers of these two cunts stashed away somewhere, eh?

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 22:17

  • Karma must have the fucking postcodes and phone numbers of these two cunts stashed away somewhere, eh?

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 22:17

  • Dear HolyMoly. Please stop falling for these blatant cunt photo ops. PLEASE. I would love to punch Reid full square in the eye.. thru Jordans throat.

    stustustudio Wed, 02/12/2009 - 02:39

  • Google Earth is your friend.

    Lunghurst Road, Woldingham, Caterham, Surrey, CR3 7HE

    Be my guest.

    Last one to the Wesleyan Hotel and Pub for real ale and decent local food buys a round!

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 03:05

  • what's worse is that this cunt probably has "people" who organise this type of shit

    iskander Wed, 02/12/2009 - 10:47

  • I'll give him six more months, then it'll be 'Cashier Number 3 please'

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:37

  • This retard is such a shoulda-woulda-coulda abortion.

    tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:42

  • does anyone know who this middle-aged sort is who seems to go everywhere with him?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:05

  • I cannot believe the media ( and YES, I'm looking at you Monsieur HM!!) still publishes pictures of this giant cauliflower and gives him more and more publicity. How come there isn't a starving bull shark lurking around, who could swallow this beefy waxed oiled moron and let the world be a better place without his repulsive mug on display every day?!!! How come!!

    kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:24

  • Nice house

    BonnyWill Wed, 02/12/2009 - 12:53

  • Where's a box jellyfish when you need it?

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:29

  • I'm up on the Gold Coast over Christmas. Hope I don't run into the fucker........unless I'm in the car doing about 170 of course

    slug Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:14

  • He looks like a dipped-in-shit Lee Evans after a course of steroids.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:40

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