I'm not a Celebrity...
Mon, 09/11/2009 - 12:06 by HM writer

Alex Reid was spotted going for a casual jog in Surrey and looking relatively sensible in his sports gear but we think he'd look far prettier with just a slick of mascara, maybe some blusher, a touch of lipgloss and perhaps a gold one-piece...

Meanwhile, rumours that Reid's other half Katie Price is to return to the jungle for an estimated £450,000 are being denied by ITV1 producers.

It had been claimed that ITV chiefs were keen to boost the reality show's publicity and ratings by dropping Price back in the jungle, after she first appeared in the series in 2004, met Peter Andre, married him and recently divorced him.

But instead it's thought that former Mis-Teeq singer who isn't Alesha Dixon, Sabrina Washinton may be going in her place. Not that we remember who she is.

And here we were, hoping that they'd put Peter Andre back in for good measure, before adding Reid as a surprise guest and forcing all three to fight it out in crocodile infested waters till the death. There's always next year...

  • Ew. He looks like a polished walnut.

    mynicehat Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:51
  • You are old fashioned. : ) but i love it. sort of retro but with a dash of the contemporary. like six day old milk.

    stella ah trois Mon, 09/11/2009 - 23:29
  • I wish to complain about the above article wishing Jordan, Alex Reid and Peter Andre dead in crocodile infested waters, as it strikes me as comedy confused with borderline psychosis. I'm just not massively keen on anonymous people coming on here saying they want to kill people - call me old fashioned.

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:55
  • One win out of eight. Great stats, you fucking lightweight

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:51
  • Alex your a joke lad, wear as much merchandise as you can buy but it doesn't make you a better fighter. Your shit.

    whereswaldo Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:45
  • He looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:10
  • "I mean, what's that all about?"

    Nope, me neither.

    themonkey Mon, 09/11/2009 - 15:57
  • "I'm disgusted. I got this letter from Gordon Brown today - 'Dear Alec, So sorry too here that Jordon went and dumped you. Still, chin up, meat, and all the beast with your kareer as a woman in a cage'. I mean, what's that all about? The whole world's gone mad!"

    cosmotopper Mon, 09/11/2009 - 14:16
  • "I'm disgusted. I got this letter from Gordon Brown today - 'Dear Alec, So sorry too here that Jordon went and dumped you. Still, chin up, meat, and all the beast with your kareer as a woman in a cage'. I mean, what's that all about? The whole world's gone mad!"

    cosmotopper Mon, 09/11/2009 - 14:16
  • "I mean, what's that all about?"

    Nope, me neither.

    themonkey Mon, 09/11/2009 - 15:57
  • He looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:10
  • Alex your a joke lad, wear as much merchandise as you can buy but it doesn't make you a better fighter. Your shit.

    whereswaldo Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:45
  • One win out of eight. Great stats, you fucking lightweight

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:51
  • I wish to complain about the above article wishing Jordan, Alex Reid and Peter Andre dead in crocodile infested waters, as it strikes me as comedy confused with borderline psychosis. I'm just not massively keen on anonymous people coming on here saying they want to kill people - call me old fashioned.

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:55
  • You are old fashioned. : ) but i love it. sort of retro but with a dash of the contemporary. like six day old milk.

    stella ah trois Mon, 09/11/2009 - 23:29
  • Ew. He looks like a polished walnut.

    mynicehat Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:51

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