Reid's Pricey roast
Mon, 30/11/2009 - 11:57 by HM writer

Alex Reid is still dining off the fact that he probably got down to the nitty gritty with Katie Price, and on the way back to the UK after a series of "business meetings" in Australia, stopped off in LA to go clubbing...

Reid put on his best, most shiny suit jacket, bathed in two tins of Ronseal, doused his hair in gel and headed out to MI-6 club in Hollywood.

Meanwhile, it's being reported that Reid has been invited round to Price's home in Surrey for a roast (lamb, we reckon), with the 34-year-old cage-fighting cross-dresser posting on Facebook that he was looking forward to returning to the "Price kingdom".

*Shudders*

And more like a dungeon...

Her spokesperson, who also commented on that phone call Price had reportedly made to Peter Andre last week (they must be working over-time), also confirmed that she had invited Reid over, but was entirely on a "friendly" basis.

Thank God we got that cleared up...

Next week: Reid enjoys roast with Katie, has two yorkshire puddings but passes on the sprouts...

  • or that Harry Hill shirt, or that play doh face.

    BonnyWill Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:06
  • I'd love to see the orange wingnut queueing up for an hour to get in, only to be turned away at the door "sorry sir, not with THAT jacket"

    BustySinclair Tue, 01/12/2009 - 04:50
  • Probably the same reason why we're commenting on him.
    The irony is just too painful so let's just pretend it ain't there.

    So where was I? Oh yeah - Alex Reid what a cunt etc etc

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/12/2009 - 00:03
  • Does anyone in America know who the hell he is? We barely know who the hell Katie Price and Peter Andre are (thanks to Dlisted). How did he get paps to follow him to some no name club? They must have been desperate.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 30/11/2009 - 23:45
  • No, its pronounced transv......

    Ohhh travesty.

    BonnyWill Mon, 30/11/2009 - 20:25
  • And yet another "celebrity" is born on the back of Price's comically over-inflated breasts and over-exposed flange. What a fucking travesty

    Blartmonster Mon, 30/11/2009 - 19:59
  • Returning to the Price Kingdom as her Majesty's gimp and butt-plug tester.

    I wonder how he'll be referred to now in front of the kids - Auntie Roxy? Cousin It? Gimpy? Cunty-bollox?

    Will the kids even notice?

    MooseC_nt Mon, 30/11/2009 - 19:20
  • It's a shame for the chap, isn't it? If I were him I'd stay there until that fucked up freak of an x girlfriend of his meets some other poor cunt,

    degzy Mon, 30/11/2009 - 16:26
  • The naive jug eared cunt

    staples Mon, 30/11/2009 - 16:11
  • what a turd.

    mcfuck Mon, 30/11/2009 - 15:03
  • What a fucking set up. Why on earth would American paps be taking photos of this twat?

    stustustudio Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:56
  • why does he take his mum everywhere with him?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:17
  • why does he take his mum everywhere with him?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:17
  • What a fucking set up. Why on earth would American paps be taking photos of this twat?

    stustustudio Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:56
  • what a turd.

    mcfuck Mon, 30/11/2009 - 15:03
  • The naive jug eared cunt

    staples Mon, 30/11/2009 - 16:11
  • It's a shame for the chap, isn't it? If I were him I'd stay there until that fucked up freak of an x girlfriend of his meets some other poor cunt,

    degzy Mon, 30/11/2009 - 16:26
  • Returning to the Price Kingdom as her Majesty's gimp and butt-plug tester.

    I wonder how he'll be referred to now in front of the kids - Auntie Roxy? Cousin It? Gimpy? Cunty-bollox?

    Will the kids even notice?

    MooseC_nt Mon, 30/11/2009 - 19:20
  • And yet another "celebrity" is born on the back of Price's comically over-inflated breasts and over-exposed flange. What a fucking travesty

    Blartmonster Mon, 30/11/2009 - 19:59
  • No, its pronounced transv......

    Ohhh travesty.

    BonnyWill Mon, 30/11/2009 - 20:25
  • Does anyone in America know who the hell he is? We barely know who the hell Katie Price and Peter Andre are (thanks to Dlisted). How did he get paps to follow him to some no name club? They must have been desperate.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 30/11/2009 - 23:45
  • Probably the same reason why we're commenting on him.
    The irony is just too painful so let's just pretend it ain't there.

    So where was I? Oh yeah - Alex Reid what a cunt etc etc

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/12/2009 - 00:03
  • I'd love to see the orange wingnut queueing up for an hour to get in, only to be turned away at the door "sorry sir, not with THAT jacket"

    BustySinclair Tue, 01/12/2009 - 04:50
  • or that Harry Hill shirt, or that play doh face.

    BonnyWill Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:06

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