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Alex Reid heads home without Katie Price

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Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:42 by Mr. HM

Alex Reid has started the longest EVER walk of shame and is heading home from Australia after being dumped on I'm a Celebrity 2009 by Katie Price.

The cross-dressing walking cauliflower will have the whole 24hour flight to reflect on just how much he's been played over the past seven months.

If he wasn't such a fame whore I'd almost feel sorry for him - Katie Price really is a Praying Mantis in human form isn't she?

I for one can't wait for his next professional cage fight in England. All his colleagues will, i'm sure, show him maximum nuff respect and hardly mention this embarrassing period in his life. After all, whilst the relationship was going strong, he didn't exactly rub it in people's faces did he? Oh, what's that you say?

I believe this is what they call schwader schnaudinfried karma.

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Comments

Doesn't he need to be a celebrity first?
BonnyWill Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:00
Oh god you're right. Please let them get Peter Andre on as well - that might just be worth watching.
slug Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:50
when you fall off the bike, you just gotta get back on.

he'll be on IACGMOOH next year for sure.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:34
hahaha yes
Mr. HM Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:02
nice fanny pack
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:04
He soon finished all those meetings at various undisclosed locations didn't he ?
BonnyWill Fri, 27/11/2009 - 07:00
Puddy got it on the button. But, he must be thinking, how the fuck did a woman get him to so publicly humiliate himself? Not just the cross-dressing, but the whole shebang?

She is quite simply evil - you know, this could be the female orange version of Darren Day....
Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 00:40
kermit lol well said lmfao !!!!!
Tigerlily Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:21
He's had a lucky escape. He must be secretly thinking "thank fuck for that". I mean what man in his right mind would take on Katie Price? She's insane!
PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 21:26
Let's hope the same brilliant tabloid which paid for his 1st class fare to go and make a twat of himself "proposing" to his orange rubber face of a girlfriend, will now retract the offer and make him travel back on a JMC flight via Jakarta, followed by a 13hrs stopover in Kota Bharu, then a 5hrs stopover in Rangoon, and a 22hrs connection time in Qatar before being dumped in Inverness for his way back to London on the Megabus!
kermits Thu, 26/11/2009 - 20:11
What a twat
whereswaldo Thu, 26/11/2009 - 18:58

What a twat
whereswaldo Thu, 26/11/2009 - 18:58
Let's hope the same brilliant tabloid which paid for his 1st class fare to go and make a twat of himself "proposing" to his orange rubber face of a girlfriend, will now retract the offer and make him travel back on a JMC flight via Jakarta, followed by a 13hrs stopover in Kota Bharu, then a 5hrs stopover in Rangoon, and a 22hrs connection time in Qatar before being dumped in Inverness for his way back to London on the Megabus!
kermits Thu, 26/11/2009 - 20:11
He's had a lucky escape. He must be secretly thinking "thank fuck for that". I mean what man in his right mind would take on Katie Price? She's insane!
PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 21:26
kermit lol well said lmfao !!!!!
Tigerlily Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:21
Puddy got it on the button. But, he must be thinking, how the fuck did a woman get him to so publicly humiliate himself? Not just the cross-dressing, but the whole shebang?

She is quite simply evil - you know, this could be the female orange version of Darren Day....
Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 00:40
He soon finished all those meetings at various undisclosed locations didn't he ?
BonnyWill Fri, 27/11/2009 - 07:00
nice fanny pack
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:04
hahaha yes
Mr. HM Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:02
when you fall off the bike, you just gotta get back on.

he'll be on IACGMOOH next year for sure.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:34
Oh god you're right. Please let them get Peter Andre on as well - that might just be worth watching.
slug Fri, 27/11/2009 - 09:50
Doesn't he need to be a celebrity first?
BonnyWill Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:00