Alex Reid on the phone - maybe to Price
No Price for love
Tue, 24/11/2009 - 12:11 by HM writerSTOP PRESS. Alex Reid has just released an official statement through his spokesperson following the national humilaltion of not only going out with Katie Price, but being dumped by her live on 'I'm A Celebrity' yesterday...
Oh yes, the cage-fighter is doing a dramtic u-turn to save face and pretend that he actually does stuff, other than trying to get famous through association. He better not spend the next few weeks dining off this...
The statement read:
"Following yesterday’s surprise revelations that Alex Reid’s relationship with Katie Price has apparently ended, Cage Fighter Films Ltd, with whom Alex has contractual obligations and responsibilities, would like to make it clear that he will continue with his business meetings associated with the film Cage Rage at undisclosed locations in Australia."
Right, so despite the fact his plane tickets were paid for by the NOTW, who also got that direct quote from him as he arrived at the airport, he's trying to convince us that he was only going there for 'business meetings'.
What's wrong with emails?
In fact, let's refresh our memories of what he told the tabloid (summarising with the best quote) over the weekend:
"Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes. I've picked out a design of a pink diamond in an ornate setting. I'm going shopping in the next few days on the way to Australia. I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers. It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On and:
"I'm definitely asking her to marry me and I'm convinced she's going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV. One idea is I make the proposal in front of cameras on the show."
But what about his business meetings? Where was he going to find the time?
Meanwhile, the press release continued:
"Naturally there are ongoing telephone conversations between the couple, but Alex has no further comment to make at this time regarding the state of their relationship."
Which probably went along the lines of, 'You BITCH...' 'Hello?'
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For an apparently unsexy starlet story, this has produced the most foul mouthed and rudy comment thread in weeks. Well done boys. Keep it up - whichever which way. x Wellness Programs
Her kids'd probably be a bit upset. Specially the one with highlights who, at the age of 4, has a penchant for 'boobies'. *dies a little inside*
Surely her only recourse now is to do a "Goody" and get cancer.......
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Crusty knickers pikey! Lovely lovely.
You're wrong. In years, even weeks, to come, he won't be remembered at all. And that's the way it should be.
I smell a jilted ex......
Yeah bet you're the big winner now aint you love.
*vomits blood*
Shhhhh
Jesus this has really worked out well hasn't it? Mr Faux-rapey-in-films-only-with-one-win-in-eight cage fighter has finally lost all dignity, and even when compared with the orange shit, the sympathy stats are nil.
She has suddenly realised what a fucking hate figure she is, so she's taking it out on this lampooned tit. She just can't help herself can she? a horrible horrible cunt. I honestly think if she were to collapse dead now, there'd be zero mourners apart from Clifford. Probably. I'm prepared to find out....
AAHH WHAT A SHAME YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE NOW WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND DUMPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR CRUSTY KNICKERS PIKEY LMAO LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIFT HORSE AS BOLTED LOL OH BY THE WAY DO YOU REALIZE YOUR BRITAINS NATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK !
No amount of sneering and laughing at this tragic figure with his plaster-on-nose and his dog-left-alone-in-a-hot-car expression could possibly match the absolute joy I felt when reading just how callously and spitefully he was dumped by that ugly orange chav cunt Jordan.
In years to come he'll be remembered as a tragic figure, stripped of dignity and humiliated in front of the media.
In the meantime, bookies are preparing odds on how long it will be before the glorified prostitute spreads her orange legs again for some other poor fuckwit needing some publicity.
Don't worry it's passed now, fuck the sponge faced moron....what the fuck did he think was going to happen.
Being toe-d is probably quite specific
'Very specific tastes...' Where does one begin?
Sort yourself out, man.
All that humiliation,AND he snores.I almost feel sorry for him - No hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Twat.
I hate everyone in this story. Except for the chaps at Cage Fighters Films Ltd, who I imagine to be a lovely consortium of sensitive, artistic types.
In all seriousness: AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha jug eared cunt
"I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers. It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."
....paid for by the money she allows me each month.
What a klutz
Nothing a bit of retail therapy won't cure - suggest a rhinestone-studded camisole, one of those outrageously conical bras, a little strappy black number and a pair of Jimmy Choo slingbacks.
Top off the whole ensemble by getting Stevie Wonder in to do the makeup and he'll be right as rain.
Fucking hell I've just realised how much I hate Jordan....I actually feel a bit sorry for Mr-rapey-potato head
Hahahahahahahah fucking tool bag, lets just hope he goes completely mental and goes on a killing spree!
Hahahahahahahah fucking tool bag, lets just hope he goes completely mental and goes on a killing spree!
Fucking hell I've just realised how much I hate Jordan....I actually feel a bit sorry for Mr-rapey-potato head
Nothing a bit of retail therapy won't cure - suggest a rhinestone-studded camisole, one of those outrageously conical bras, a little strappy black number and a pair of Jimmy Choo slingbacks.
Top off the whole ensemble by getting Stevie Wonder in to do the makeup and he'll be right as rain.
What a klutz
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha jug eared cunt
"I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers. It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."
....paid for by the money she allows me each month.
I hate everyone in this story. Except for the chaps at Cage Fighters Films Ltd, who I imagine to be a lovely consortium of sensitive, artistic types.
In all seriousness: AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
All that humiliation,AND he snores.I almost feel sorry for him - No hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Twat.
Sort yourself out, man.
'Very specific tastes...' Where does one begin?
Being toe-d is probably quite specific
Don't worry it's passed now, fuck the sponge faced moron....what the fuck did he think was going to happen.
No amount of sneering and laughing at this tragic figure with his plaster-on-nose and his dog-left-alone-in-a-hot-car expression could possibly match the absolute joy I felt when reading just how callously and spitefully he was dumped by that ugly orange chav cunt Jordan.
In years to come he'll be remembered as a tragic figure, stripped of dignity and humiliated in front of the media.
In the meantime, bookies are preparing odds on how long it will be before the glorified prostitute spreads her orange legs again for some other poor fuckwit needing some publicity.
AAHH WHAT A SHAME YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE NOW WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND DUMPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR CRUSTY KNICKERS PIKEY LMAO LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIFT HORSE AS BOLTED LOL OH BY THE WAY DO YOU REALIZE YOUR BRITAINS NATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK !
Jesus this has really worked out well hasn't it? Mr Faux-rapey-in-films-only-with-one-win-in-eight cage fighter has finally lost all dignity, and even when compared with the orange shit, the sympathy stats are nil.
She has suddenly realised what a fucking hate figure she is, so she's taking it out on this lampooned tit. She just can't help herself can she? a horrible horrible cunt. I honestly think if she were to collapse dead now, there'd be zero mourners apart from Clifford. Probably. I'm prepared to find out....
Shhhhh
*vomits blood*
I smell a jilted ex......
Yeah bet you're the big winner now aint you love.
You're wrong. In years, even weeks, to come, he won't be remembered at all. And that's the way it should be.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Crusty knickers pikey! Lovely lovely.
Surely her only recourse now is to do a "Goody" and get cancer.......
Her kids'd probably be a bit upset. Specially the one with highlights who, at the age of 4, has a penchant for 'boobies'. *dies a little inside*
For an apparently unsexy starlet story, this has produced the most foul mouthed and rudy comment thread in weeks. Well done boys. Keep it up - whichever which way. x Wellness Programs