Giant drag
Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:03 by Harry Bow

'Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight...'

Seriously, please don't.

So, Katie Price and Alex Reid managed to stay out of the news for all of two minutes, but now they're back back BACK with the sensational news that the cage-fighter has yet another hobby - cross dressing.

The Sun claims the mahogany plank 'fessed up to Price that he has worn girls' clothes in private since he was 16 - and she celebrated the extra column inches by giving him his own extra few inches via a pair of heels. 

A friend of Jordan told the paper:

"She was quite shocked when Alex told her. But she is totally OK with it."

She might not be OK with it when he starts raiding her wardrobe; it's claimed that  his alter ego Roxanne likes to slap on the make-up and wear slutty clothes. Ring any bells?

 

Before you dismiss it as a shameless attempt by Reid to land a panto role, bear in mind that this appeared on the HM mailout courtesy of a mole two months back:

I met **** in July 2006 in Thailand at a Thai Boxing camp in Phuket called 'Tiger Muay Thai' where he was the local MMA instructor.

 

He was a general tosser and whilst we were out clubbing one night at Tiger Tiger in Patong, he hooked up with one of the local lady-boys... this became a regular habit of his during that summer (I was there for a few months).

 

He even bragged to my boyfriend that he "doesn't know what he's missing"... and the other guys that they should "give it a go".

 

He obviously likes 'Chix with Dicks' and the whole tranny look - perhaps that's why he's gone for [sssnniiiiiiiiiiip! - Ed]

Nope, not Lady Gaga for once.

 

  • Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh where are the pics of this ladyboy loving bucket o vomit dressed up?

    If i knew how to get pics on here i'd post the fetching one of him looking like gypsy rose lee......Hang on a mo, didn't he diss the travelling folk at a cagefight event & get a smacking for his trouble?

    Hmmmm......fucktard!

    truth_be_told Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:37
  • He is probably only going out with Katey to steal her clothes and seeing as Roxanne likes to dress as a major slut, well Alex should be in heaven.

    dancingworm Thu, 08/10/2009 - 02:46
  • Christ, is there not a single picture where he doesn't look 'Care in the Community'?

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:49
  • alex reid cant cum....not that im childish or anything.

    jambo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:43
  • Pic 1 looks like he's about to make a deposit at the sperm bank with a mouthful of ladyboy custard

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:25
  • oh come on... that is two steps away from being arrested for flashing your knob at a police officer in a toilet.

    tamago Tue, 06/10/2009 - 17:46
  • I'm getting doddery, but I think it was actually the Morning Star had the front page EXCLUSIVE this morning. I'm old enough to remember when the best thing about the rag was Vanessa Redgrave getting her tits out on Red Square for Page 3oski. Think it's been taken over by capitalist lackeys since then, though.

    SelectiveInvective Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:39
  • The faniffication of Britain continues apace. Foreign sorts are putting hormones in the water. By 2020 the army will be mincing into battle wearing twin set and pearls. What's next? Frank Bruno in a tutu?? No, because it's already happened!!! Wake up, Britain!! SIR JOHN JUNOR (hic!)

    SelectiveInvective Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:31
  • Yep - nobody would give a flying fuck if he started skipping around in full Grayson Perry frocks! Begone tangoed irritation.

    erniemilko Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:25
  • Anything for a few lines in The Sun.. how desperate can they get? .Sad fuckers......worse nobody gives a shit anyway........

    koos Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:22
  • He was at drama school with a friend of mine. She says he was a massive twat.

    JessicaFletcher Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:08
  • looking over these snaps, the signs are there.

    how do i post pikchures then?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:21
  • Urgh, he makes a hideous enough man. His nose resembles some sort of root vegetable.

    retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:04
  • Urgh, he makes a hideous enough man. His nose resembles some sort of root vegetable.

    retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:04
  • looking over these snaps, the signs are there.

    how do i post pikchures then?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:21
  • He was at drama school with a friend of mine. She says he was a massive twat.

    JessicaFletcher Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:08
  • Anything for a few lines in The Sun.. how desperate can they get? .Sad fuckers......worse nobody gives a shit anyway........

    koos Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:22
  • Yep - nobody would give a flying fuck if he started skipping around in full Grayson Perry frocks! Begone tangoed irritation.

    erniemilko Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:25
  • The faniffication of Britain continues apace. Foreign sorts are putting hormones in the water. By 2020 the army will be mincing into battle wearing twin set and pearls. What's next? Frank Bruno in a tutu?? No, because it's already happened!!! Wake up, Britain!! SIR JOHN JUNOR (hic!)

    SelectiveInvective Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:31
  • I'm getting doddery, but I think it was actually the Morning Star had the front page EXCLUSIVE this morning. I'm old enough to remember when the best thing about the rag was Vanessa Redgrave getting her tits out on Red Square for Page 3oski. Think it's been taken over by capitalist lackeys since then, though.

    SelectiveInvective Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:39
  • oh come on... that is two steps away from being arrested for flashing your knob at a police officer in a toilet.

    tamago Tue, 06/10/2009 - 17:46
  • Pic 1 looks like he's about to make a deposit at the sperm bank with a mouthful of ladyboy custard

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:25
  • alex reid cant cum....not that im childish or anything.

    jambo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:43
  • Christ, is there not a single picture where he doesn't look 'Care in the Community'?

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:49
  • He is probably only going out with Katey to steal her clothes and seeing as Roxanne likes to dress as a major slut, well Alex should be in heaven.

    dancingworm Thu, 08/10/2009 - 02:46
  • Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh where are the pics of this ladyboy loving bucket o vomit dressed up?

    If i knew how to get pics on here i'd post the fetching one of him looking like gypsy rose lee......Hang on a mo, didn't he diss the travelling folk at a cagefight event & get a smacking for his trouble?

    Hmmmm......fucktard!

    truth_be_told Fri, 09/10/2009 - 23:37

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