Alex Reid isn't much of a chef
Reid in the face
Mon, 24/05/2010 - 13:24 byIt was the perfect day. The sun was shining, the sky was blue, friends and family had come from long and far to celebrate Katie Price's 32nd birthday. What could possibly go wrong?
Enter Alex Reid...
He was left in charge of cooking the food for all the guests. A decision his master, Katie, would later regret.
Alex took his eye off the BBQ for five minutes to mingle with everyone and tell them all about his latest film, Killer Bitch. But when he returned - quite like the rest of the UK at the weekend - all the meat had burnt to a crisp. The hungry guests were left with only Doritos, dips and potato salad to fill them up.
A source told The Sun:
"He turned his back for a few moments to talk to people but ended up burning everything. Most of the meat was black and inedible. It's clear cooking is not his strong point."
What is Alex Reid's strong point, exactly?
Although Katie Price remained calm following her lap-dog's blunder, she was said to be "fuming inside" and, as soon as everyone had left, banished him to his room to think about what he had done.
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Doesn`t anyone feel sorry for this man. He has become a lap dog and all because he craves fame. What is the point when you are not allowed to even talk when on chat shows. His own personality will never come to the fore all the time he is with Jordan. She hogs the limelight 100% and I say, Katie Price, know yourself and see what a manipulative person you are. She overwhelms every male she is with and they become her property.. She can`t deny it as it is clear for anyone to see when she is on the t.v. She has been the same with both her husbands. Clearly this is why Pete eventually left her and I presume so will Alex in time. Peter made a joke of it at the time, but Alex just sits there dumb and never opens his mouth, obviously because he is frightened of saying the wrong thing. Stop being so controlling Jordan and letting everyone know it is your fame and money.
Seriously. The Sun gets all the hard hitting stories doesn't it. What pap.
No strong points, no talent, no taste. Perfect for Hells Kitchen
then. The Meal of his Life. Orange Twat
No, no. He is saying, "My shit hole is now permanently this big after being with Katie for this long."
Alternatively, you know that ad on here asking, "How high is your IQ?"...
So it works then? And please don't refer to me as 'Others'. So impersonal, darling.
Why is he about to blow The Invisible Man in picture1?
He's exceptional at being a cunt.
Katie Price is only 32? Wow. You learn something new every day, huh?
quite a bit of detail there, thus proving it is entirely fictitious. good read though.
The traditional procedure when training a new pet would be to rub it's nose vigorously into any mess or damage caused by the animal whilst repeating the word 'no' in a very loud voice. Others would advocate a firm smack to the behind and banishment to its bed to reinforce the point, but this can be unfair when the animal is of particularly low intelligence, as in this case.
The traditional procedure when training a new pet would be to rub it's nose vigorously into any mess or damage caused by the animal whilst repeating the word 'no' in a very loud voice. Others would advocate a firm smack to the behind and banishment to its bed to reinforce the point, but this can be unfair when the animal is of particularly low intelligence, as in this case.
quite a bit of detail there, thus proving it is entirely fictitious. good read though.
Katie Price is only 32? Wow. You learn something new every day, huh?
He's exceptional at being a cunt.
Why is he about to blow The Invisible Man in picture1?
So it works then? And please don't refer to me as 'Others'. So impersonal, darling.
No, no. He is saying, "My shit hole is now permanently this big after being with Katie for this long."
Alternatively, you know that ad on here asking, "How high is your IQ?"...
No strong points, no talent, no taste. Perfect for Hells Kitchen
then. The Meal of his Life. Orange Twat
Seriously. The Sun gets all the hard hitting stories doesn't it. What pap.
Doesn`t anyone feel sorry for this man. He has become a lap dog and all because he craves fame. What is the point when you are not allowed to even talk when on chat shows. His own personality will never come to the fore all the time he is with Jordan. She hogs the limelight 100% and I say, Katie Price, know yourself and see what a manipulative person you are. She overwhelms every male she is with and they become her property.. She can`t deny it as it is clear for anyone to see when she is on the t.v. She has been the same with both her husbands. Clearly this is why Pete eventually left her and I presume so will Alex in time. Peter made a joke of it at the time, but Alex just sits there dumb and never opens his mouth, obviously because he is frightened of saying the wrong thing. Stop being so controlling Jordan and letting everyone know it is your fame and money.