Reid all about it
Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:08 by HM writer

STOP EVERYTHING. We have photographic evidence (no, not that kind) that Alex Reid really has had "business meetings" to attend in Australia that his mum spokesperson had originally claimed in his official statement earlier this week...

Yes, his 'official' statement. That was a good three and a half minutes of someone's life that they'll never get back.

Reid had claimed last weekend that he was on his way to Australia to propose to Price, only do be dumped several days later live on Air (we hate it when that happens). He then tried to convince us he had "business" purposes (other than going out with Price) in OZ, we all laughed, but in a dramtic u-turn, he's staged a photo shoot coincidentally been papped chatting to City Rangers on a way to a cage fighting film production business meeting. Well that's we he said, anyway. And besides, we thought we'd seen that 'film'...

Meanwhile, a source is reporting that Price and Reid had a showdown shortly after she quit 'I'm A Celebrity', during which she apparently screamed:

“I told you it was over. Now f***ing leave me alone.”

And those white trousers are unlikely to win her over...

 

 

 

  • I'd better try to spread the news with my local business directory. Maybe some people there will be interested in this. Thanks for the heads-up on this businessman.

    hilarryburton Mon, 11/04/2011 - 11:59
  • Awesome blog. I enjoyed reading your articles. This is truly a great read for me. I have bookmarked it and I am looking forward to reading new articles. Keep up the good work!
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    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:38
  • I havent any word to appreciate this post.....Really i am impressed from this post....the person who create this post it was a great human..thanks for shared this with us.
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    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:33
  • I just wanna thank you for sharing your information and your site or blog this is simple but nice article I've ever seen i like it i learn something today.
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    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:30
  • I doubt he makes any useful contributions at these meetings, I spend most days in meetings with Trianz consultants who are brilliant people. But this guy would look really out of place to me at any ‘business’ meetings lol.

    sparrow15 Mon, 11/01/2010 - 01:24
  • Woo hoo, Scone's back to defend KP again! Where have you been, we've all needed a good laugh.

    slug Mon, 30/11/2009 - 13:19
  • What is it about twats and baseball caps ?
    Yes i was bored enough to click that far in.

    tigerstail Sat, 28/11/2009 - 15:27
  • She did not dump this goon live on air, she just confirmed he was dumped and that she was single. As this very article states, she had a showdown with him shortly after leaving the camp, her interview was later on, therefore, said dumping was already done.

    scone Sat, 28/11/2009 - 11:38
  • Tell me about it, I for one do not like to look at rubber faces, especially ones greased up in make up every now and then, he belongs in some low budget horror film, he's that scary looking (when in drag)

    scone Sat, 28/11/2009 - 11:37
  • ok...nobody hates samuel L jackson.

    charl25 Sat, 28/11/2009 - 05:36
  • At least with Rihanna you've a fair chance of seeing a nice pair of norks, as opposed to the multi-scarred horror show that must be Jordan's hairy chest-bollocks.

    Plus Rhianna can sing, which clearly Jordan can't, so even if the shag goes sour she could record you a nifty new ringtone.

    Besides, there's nothing wrong with a scary chick, if by scary you mean a girl that might just punch you in the head. I quite like the challenge, it's kinda kinky. I likes the tough birds, me.

    Jordan isn't scary at all, in fact everything about Jordan is safe, far too safe. For all that horseshit about her being all kinky and porny and all the rest of the OK magazine nonsense, she doesn't have the intelligence or the trust in herself to truly let go and open up to some of the more sexually bizarre and exciting stuff.

    She's a Barbie doll, a glorified prostitute but without the good looks, she's a haggard and more ridiculous version of Emperor Ming from Flash Gordon.

    Only a complete punch drunk desperate lummox would want to get intimate with that... oh...wait

    pandakiller Sat, 28/11/2009 - 04:57
  • I hope she fucking implodes in a cloud of botox and shit

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:54
  • He's disappointed that she dumped him? Why? The woman's crazed. She's scarier than Rihanna.

    It'll be the "breakdown" next. Price'll sniff the air and go for the sympathy vote. The dry spinsters off Loose Women will root for her and she'll end up as St Jordan, Champion of the Working Mum. I could eat my own shit at the unfairness of it all. (folds arms and goes into a huff)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:32
  • Maybe he could have a fight with Ricky Whittle to see which is the most inconsequential.

    dandyboy Fri, 27/11/2009 - 18:15
  • I'm not entirely sure who he is. Is he McNulty in The Wire? He's OK.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:58
  • I do

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:56
  • I was talking to dog posture but I still maintain he doesn't look like him. Just pulling a stupid face. But ok...if you insist, I'll love you Tescopop. Bet you don't hate Dominic West. Nobody hates Dominic West.

    charl25 Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:45
  • Oh, and he fucking does.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:35
  • Like who? I never said I liked anyone. I don't! I hate everyone. PLEASE LOVE ME, CHARL25!!!!

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:31
  • Can't we just forget that this jug-eared pudding faced twat exists now ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:24
  • No...no he doesn't. And if you like him you belong in the corner.

    charl25 Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:15
  • He looks a lot like Steve Carrell in pic 1.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:29
  • i quite like him

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:27
  • That woman in picture 8.. thinking to herself. 'Who the fuck is that ugly fuck? And what is he wearing??'

    stustustudio Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:20
  • That woman in picture 8.. thinking to herself. 'Who the fuck is that ugly fuck? And what is he wearing??'

    stustustudio Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:20
  • i quite like him

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:27
  • He looks a lot like Steve Carrell in pic 1.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:29
  • No...no he doesn't. And if you like him you belong in the corner.

    charl25 Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:15
  • Can't we just forget that this jug-eared pudding faced twat exists now ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:24
  • Like who? I never said I liked anyone. I don't! I hate everyone. PLEASE LOVE ME, CHARL25!!!!

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:31
  • Oh, and he fucking does.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:35
  • I was talking to dog posture but I still maintain he doesn't look like him. Just pulling a stupid face. But ok...if you insist, I'll love you Tescopop. Bet you don't hate Dominic West. Nobody hates Dominic West.

    charl25 Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:45
  • I do

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:56
  • I'm not entirely sure who he is. Is he McNulty in The Wire? He's OK.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 17:58
  • Maybe he could have a fight with Ricky Whittle to see which is the most inconsequential.

    dandyboy Fri, 27/11/2009 - 18:15
  • He's disappointed that she dumped him? Why? The woman's crazed. She's scarier than Rihanna.

    It'll be the "breakdown" next. Price'll sniff the air and go for the sympathy vote. The dry spinsters off Loose Women will root for her and she'll end up as St Jordan, Champion of the Working Mum. I could eat my own shit at the unfairness of it all. (folds arms and goes into a huff)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:32
  • I hope she fucking implodes in a cloud of botox and shit

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:54
  • At least with Rihanna you've a fair chance of seeing a nice pair of norks, as opposed to the multi-scarred horror show that must be Jordan's hairy chest-bollocks.

    Plus Rhianna can sing, which clearly Jordan can't, so even if the shag goes sour she could record you a nifty new ringtone.

    Besides, there's nothing wrong with a scary chick, if by scary you mean a girl that might just punch you in the head. I quite like the challenge, it's kinda kinky. I likes the tough birds, me.

    Jordan isn't scary at all, in fact everything about Jordan is safe, far too safe. For all that horseshit about her being all kinky and porny and all the rest of the OK magazine nonsense, she doesn't have the intelligence or the trust in herself to truly let go and open up to some of the more sexually bizarre and exciting stuff.

    She's a Barbie doll, a glorified prostitute but without the good looks, she's a haggard and more ridiculous version of Emperor Ming from Flash Gordon.

    Only a complete punch drunk desperate lummox would want to get intimate with that... oh...wait

    pandakiller Sat, 28/11/2009 - 04:57
  • ok...nobody hates samuel L jackson.

    charl25 Sat, 28/11/2009 - 05:36
  • Tell me about it, I for one do not like to look at rubber faces, especially ones greased up in make up every now and then, he belongs in some low budget horror film, he's that scary looking (when in drag)

    scone Sat, 28/11/2009 - 11:37
  • She did not dump this goon live on air, she just confirmed he was dumped and that she was single. As this very article states, she had a showdown with him shortly after leaving the camp, her interview was later on, therefore, said dumping was already done.

    scone Sat, 28/11/2009 - 11:38
  • What is it about twats and baseball caps ?
    Yes i was bored enough to click that far in.

    tigerstail Sat, 28/11/2009 - 15:27
  • Woo hoo, Scone's back to defend KP again! Where have you been, we've all needed a good laugh.

    slug Mon, 30/11/2009 - 13:19
  • I doubt he makes any useful contributions at these meetings, I spend most days in meetings with Trianz consultants who are brilliant people. But this guy would look really out of place to me at any ‘business’ meetings lol.

    sparrow15 Mon, 11/01/2010 - 01:24
  • I just wanna thank you for sharing your information and your site or blog this is simple but nice article I've ever seen i like it i learn something today.
    FXDD

    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:30
  • I havent any word to appreciate this post.....Really i am impressed from this post....the person who create this post it was a great human..thanks for shared this with us.
    FXDD

    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:33
  • Awesome blog. I enjoyed reading your articles. This is truly a great read for me. I have bookmarked it and I am looking forward to reading new articles. Keep up the good work!
    FXCM

    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:38
  • I'd better try to spread the news with my local business directory. Maybe some people there will be interested in this. Thanks for the heads-up on this businessman.

    hilarryburton Mon, 11/04/2011 - 11:59

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