Straight to Betamax
Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:16 by Mr. HM

Alex Reid's film, Killer Bitch (pictures of the grim rape scene were featured ages ago) gets it's theatrical release on Thursday. Here is the full length, uncensored and very NSFW and terrible trailer,  but we have just one question...

Q) Is this the worst film ever made?

A) Why yes, yes it is.

Congratulations Alex Reid, Katie Price must be so proud.

What's your favourite quote from this cinematic masterclass? 

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    EVER Fri, 16/07/2010 - 07:14
  • Who's the one at 2m:25s with the seriously gone-wrong boob job ??

    mikeblah Thu, 08/07/2010 - 12:58
  • This basically porn, but with worse acting.

    ian9outof10 Wed, 07/07/2010 - 18:35
  • My favorite line is when Pat Butcher shouts: 'I'm gonna tear out your eyeballs and shove em up your arse!'

    jubblies Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:46
  • It's great to know there are still misogynistic wackjobs out there who get off on rape(including some questionable women). I have no hope for the human race anymore. This movie is anti-human shit!

    Smitten Tue, 06/07/2010 - 05:46
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    qingimiss Wed, 30/06/2010 - 07:57
  • All those big burly chaps shouting are just dying to have each other up the shitter.
    Homoerotica for ugly retarded bastards with the IQ of a dead sheep.
    can't fault it for niche marketing.

    acranea Mon, 28/06/2010 - 20:28
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    bushiwo Thu, 24/06/2010 - 16:09
  • Holy shit, this looks hilarious.

    Sounds like Reid is firing a cap gun @ 2m:32s.

    Speedy Fri, 04/06/2010 - 13:03
  • I cannot WAIT to see this! It looks awesome! (And I'm being serious! I'm gonna smoke a big dube before watching this and then laugh my ass off!)

    bangorang Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:10
  • Urgh. Disturbingly bad.

    Not great timing for the Vanish ad though. "Trust pink. Forget stains." Little bit unfortunate.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 22:50
  • Looks ace - Seems to be a lot of 'Tits' in it tho

    TheNode Thu, 06/05/2010 - 13:30
  • Is it a Party Political Broadcast?

    bystander Mon, 03/05/2010 - 22:25
  • This is supposed to be a comedy, right?

    huxylady Mon, 03/05/2010 - 17:43
  • If the All Saints had been cast in this, I would have felt a greater sense of natural justice.

    angrykid Sun, 02/05/2010 - 04:08
  • This makes the All Saints effort from a few years ago look like an Oscar winner.

    lealeablue Thu, 29/04/2010 - 20:35
  • LOL Oh how classy(!!)

    Ellectrika Thu, 29/04/2010 - 19:36
  • What an absolute turd this is- surely no one with a brain cell would sit through this painfully sordid piece of art..

    kermits Wed, 28/04/2010 - 15:09
  • Is this the same film that Whoredon swore that he never made?

    BonnyWill Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:36
  • I still think the worst movie ever made was and always will be AUSTRALIA and do you know why? because they had A list stars in it, a 150 million dollor budget and they still managed to make a B - strait to the go-lo bin blunder. Baz Lureman ruined nicole kidmans career, hence why they are not friends anymore!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:33
  • Rapey, rape, rape....thats all the news is about these days. Like you I like to say cunt a lot(oops i said it again just then) But as for Tweed, Jade would be proud.

    spunkface Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:26
  • The taste of celebrity knows no bounds. The day a completely slippery cunt gets off a rape rap, then the day after some retarded orange wingnut releases a rape fetish movie.

    I despair sometimes - I'd rather live in fucking North Korea sometimes, really I fucking do

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 18:50
  • Lee Ryan has sent the script for Killer Bitch 2 to Tom Cruise.

    spunkface Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:42
  • I cannot remember the last time I watched a "theatrical trailer" and was lost for words....

    joleymoley Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:22
  • But didn't he write the screenplay?

    slug Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:13
  • I'm not sure reprising this comment from the 'rape scene' story should be here or on the Jack Tweed piece.

    "wantondisregard says...

    It's the age old "Get off me you animal !!!......hmm I feel strangely aroused even though he's raping me" scenario as seen in many a porn flick, which i'm sure any woman who has been in that situation can relate to... not !"

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:07
  • Yeah it'll probably be total shit.......however, I'd still rather watch this than sit through Avatard again.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:59
  • But what does Lee Ryan have to say?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:58
  • Stunning.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:54
  • Can't wait. Really, I just can't wait.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:48
  • Can't wait. Really, I just can't wait.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:48
  • Stunning.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:54
  • But what does Lee Ryan have to say?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:58
  • Yeah it'll probably be total shit.......however, I'd still rather watch this than sit through Avatard again.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:59
  • I'm not sure reprising this comment from the 'rape scene' story should be here or on the Jack Tweed piece.

    "wantondisregard says...

    It's the age old "Get off me you animal !!!......hmm I feel strangely aroused even though he's raping me" scenario as seen in many a porn flick, which i'm sure any woman who has been in that situation can relate to... not !"

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:07
  • But didn't he write the screenplay?

    slug Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:13
  • I cannot remember the last time I watched a "theatrical trailer" and was lost for words....

    joleymoley Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:22
  • Lee Ryan has sent the script for Killer Bitch 2 to Tom Cruise.

    spunkface Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:42
  • The taste of celebrity knows no bounds. The day a completely slippery cunt gets off a rape rap, then the day after some retarded orange wingnut releases a rape fetish movie.

    I despair sometimes - I'd rather live in fucking North Korea sometimes, really I fucking do

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 18:50
  • Rapey, rape, rape....thats all the news is about these days. Like you I like to say cunt a lot(oops i said it again just then) But as for Tweed, Jade would be proud.

    spunkface Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:26
  • I still think the worst movie ever made was and always will be AUSTRALIA and do you know why? because they had A list stars in it, a 150 million dollor budget and they still managed to make a B - strait to the go-lo bin blunder. Baz Lureman ruined nicole kidmans career, hence why they are not friends anymore!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:33
  • Is this the same film that Whoredon swore that he never made?

    BonnyWill Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:36
  • What an absolute turd this is- surely no one with a brain cell would sit through this painfully sordid piece of art..

    kermits Wed, 28/04/2010 - 15:09
  • LOL Oh how classy(!!)

    Ellectrika Thu, 29/04/2010 - 19:36
  • This makes the All Saints effort from a few years ago look like an Oscar winner.

    lealeablue Thu, 29/04/2010 - 20:35
  • If the All Saints had been cast in this, I would have felt a greater sense of natural justice.

    angrykid Sun, 02/05/2010 - 04:08
  • This is supposed to be a comedy, right?

    huxylady Mon, 03/05/2010 - 17:43
  • Is it a Party Political Broadcast?

    bystander Mon, 03/05/2010 - 22:25
  • Looks ace - Seems to be a lot of 'Tits' in it tho

    TheNode Thu, 06/05/2010 - 13:30
  • Urgh. Disturbingly bad.

    Not great timing for the Vanish ad though. "Trust pink. Forget stains." Little bit unfortunate.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 10/05/2010 - 22:50
  • I cannot WAIT to see this! It looks awesome! (And I'm being serious! I'm gonna smoke a big dube before watching this and then laugh my ass off!)

    bangorang Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:10
  • Holy shit, this looks hilarious.

    Sounds like Reid is firing a cap gun @ 2m:32s.

    Speedy Fri, 04/06/2010 - 13:03
  • my GOD, too ...... cheap handbags

    bushiwo Thu, 24/06/2010 - 16:09
  • All those big burly chaps shouting are just dying to have each other up the shitter.
    Homoerotica for ugly retarded bastards with the IQ of a dead sheep.
    can't fault it for niche marketing.

    acranea Mon, 28/06/2010 - 20:28
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    qingimiss Wed, 30/06/2010 - 07:57
  • It's great to know there are still misogynistic wackjobs out there who get off on rape(including some questionable women). I have no hope for the human race anymore. This movie is anti-human shit!

    Smitten Tue, 06/07/2010 - 05:46
  • My favorite line is when Pat Butcher shouts: 'I'm gonna tear out your eyeballs and shove em up your arse!'

    jubblies Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:46
  • This basically porn, but with worse acting.

    ian9outof10 Wed, 07/07/2010 - 18:35
  • Who's the one at 2m:25s with the seriously gone-wrong boob job ??

    mikeblah Thu, 08/07/2010 - 12:58
  • Replica MLB jersyes are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.
    In fact, cheap MLB jerseys even individuals who are not discount MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.
    are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    EVER Fri, 16/07/2010 - 07:14
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    liuyun145 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 02:57

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