Alexa Chung at Inglourious Basterds screening
Fashion Fix me a sandwich
Tue, 18/08/2009 - 14:26 by HM writer
Alexa Chung almost looked paler than her shirt and thinner than the straps of her shoes as she attended the Inglourious Basterds screening in New York yesterday...
She nearly made Diane Kruger look fat (well, not quite) as she, Quentin Tarentino, Melissa George (remember her? Heartbreak High and Home & Away), Agyness Deyn, Julia Stiles, Terrance Howard and Sir Ben Kingsley turned up for The Cinema Society Film screening.
We're not qualified doctors, but we would suggest the treatment of eating. At regular intervals during the day. Perhaps three times.
And taking a leaf out of Eva Amurri's book (whoever she is - pic 13)...
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frankly if she starves herself to speed the end of her pointless life, it will take FAR too long. (she backed out of buying a flat at the last minute last year, causing my house sale to fall through and fucking my life up, and without doubt she is a total cunt.) Surely some kind of overdose could happen soon? (*nod and winks at her dealer)
Oh very good
and the pic above with the old man and the fork is used in Rocky Horror, witch Susan Sarandon starred in.
Eva Amurri is Susan Sarndon's daughter (with some French director). She's an actress.
My god that Eva girl has a very fine pair of knockers
I like Tarantino's wig.
Hate to agree with HM, but number 13 does look a thousand times better than those skaghead-y looking ones at the start. And Julia Stiles looks like a tranny. A very, very sexy tranny, who I would gladly pay good money to beat me with a pair of stiletto heels.
Is she related to Wang Chung?
Y'know, it's this sort of Zeitgeist-melting shit that I've missed these last 12 months or so. My kids crap on about the latest stupid hairstyle that's deified by Facebook or Twitter or, oooh something else you'll get excommunicated from the Church of Now for not having the faintest fucking scooby about.
However....
Restored to HM, I am now a better man for knowing what an 'Alexa Chung' is, and can once more walk tall among my offspring, unashamed of the spots on my bottom.
What the fucking hell is that turgid shitstain Agnes Dean doing there??? I don't recall her doing any acting, apart from her role as some spunkcatcher in a Nokia production, starring some third rate Gillingham defender...
And when the clothes come off I bet she looks skeletal.
And when the clothes come off I bet she looks skeletal.
What the fucking hell is that turgid shitstain Agnes Dean doing there??? I don't recall her doing any acting, apart from her role as some spunkcatcher in a Nokia production, starring some third rate Gillingham defender...
Y'know, it's this sort of Zeitgeist-melting shit that I've missed these last 12 months or so. My kids crap on about the latest stupid hairstyle that's deified by Facebook or Twitter or, oooh something else you'll get excommunicated from the Church of Now for not having the faintest fucking scooby about.
However....
Restored to HM, I am now a better man for knowing what an 'Alexa Chung' is, and can once more walk tall among my offspring, unashamed of the spots on my bottom.
Is she related to Wang Chung?
I like Tarantino's wig.
Hate to agree with HM, but number 13 does look a thousand times better than those skaghead-y looking ones at the start. And Julia Stiles looks like a tranny. A very, very sexy tranny, who I would gladly pay good money to beat me with a pair of stiletto heels.
My god that Eva girl has a very fine pair of knockers
Eva Amurri is Susan Sarndon's daughter (with some French director). She's an actress.
and the pic above with the old man and the fork is used in Rocky Horror, witch Susan Sarandon starred in.
Oh very good
frankly if she starves herself to speed the end of her pointless life, it will take FAR too long. (she backed out of buying a flat at the last minute last year, causing my house sale to fall through and fucking my life up, and without doubt she is a total cunt.) Surely some kind of overdose could happen soon? (*nod and winks at her dealer)